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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs
@funkyearthchild.bsky.social
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Good Omens, David Tennant, Michael Sheen
Find me on AO3: EyesOnHisThighs
https://archiveofourown.org/users/EyesOnHisThighs/works
18+ || Minors DNI
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funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Send A/C, Sheen/Tennant. Up at 3:30 am for awful reasons and could use some comfort centered on me to look at when I log back on later this morning.
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Official photo of me.
A person stands in front of a wall full of Halloween masks. They are wearing a clown mask. They are making the sign of the beast with their left hand and a peace sign with their right hand. They are wearing a light blue shirt with a Good Omens logo, featuring Aziraphale and Crowley with their wings in a circular spread around them.
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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Crowley from season 2 of Good Omens, sitting back in a chair in a pub, holding a glass of Talisker Whiskey in his right hand. He's not wearing sunglasses as this is a behind the scenes photo. He is wearing a black blazer, black trousers, black leather waistcoat, black turtleneck, a silver loosely tied tie, and a watch.
February 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Look at this beauty.
Beautiful queen, Anthony J. Crowley from season one of Good Omens. In side profile. He has shoulder length, wavy red hair. He is wearing tortoise shell framed sunglasses.
February 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
She is so fucking pretty.
Crowely, season one of Good Omens wearing tortoiseshell framed sunglasses. This is a screenshot of an Instagram post from steviesmithmaleup. Crowley has shoulder length red hair. Crowely, season one of Good Omens. This is a screenshot of an Instagram post from steviesmithmaleup. Crowley is wearing a black blazer, black shirt, and silver tie. He is wearing sunglasses. His hair is cut very short and a deep ginergy orangey red. His is smiling with his tongue out. His snake eyes peer out from the top of his sunglasses. Crowley from season 2 of Good Omens.This is a screenshot of an Instagram post from steviesmithmaleup. He is in quarter profile, wearing a turtle neck, black blazer, and silver tie. He is wearing sunglasses that fully cover the eye with side guards. His hair is short, red red, in a stylistic pompadour. Crowely, season one of Good Omens wearing tortoiseshell framed sunglasses. This is a screenshot of an Instagram post from steviesmithmaleup. Crowley has shoulder length red hair. This is a close up of his side profile.
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Not to make this about me, but me and a certain angel are almost twinsies....
Keychains. An angel wing keychain. A keychain with black, silver, and brass crescent moon, stars, and the words, "When it's dark, look for stars."
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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🤡🤡🤡 for work today. My Crowley Henley and my Crowley turtleneck are in the wash, so an angel feather shirt it is. Got my A/C earring, my snek necklace, and VERY rude hair inside my Aziraphale-coded car (light blue and tan like his outfit).
Selfie of a person sitting in the front seat of their car. They are wearing a black jacket. They have a magenta curly mohawk. They are wearing good Omens earrings. One black and one white in representation of the Angel and demon. They are wearing a snake necklace.
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
It's always, "why didn't/don't you leave?" Or "how much longer will you let this go on?"

It's never, "wow, it's amazing you have survived all of this. The fact that you are still alive and trying to remain hopeful is a miracle."

If there is anything you ever learn from me, please let it be that
Aziraphale from season two of Good Omens. The photo is almost black and white. He has an angry look on his face.
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
A note on Stevie Smith's use of "Oh! You Pretty Things," by David Bowie for his series of gorgeous Crowley pics...

Please read along, this is stuff I actually know about as a resident Bowie-ologist.

The song is about the ending of one world and the ushering of a new one. Rebirth.
David Tennant as Crowley in a behind the scenes moment for season 2 of Good Omens. He is dressed in a long black coat, end of Regency era, from the Edinburgh scene. He is pointing down at the camera with a leather gloves hand and a scrowl on his face, bearing his teeth. The image of him cane be seen on the cameras tiny screen. He has short, regency era hairstyle with cute little curls.
February 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Michael Sheen singing to himself inspired me to write a very simple fic.

Aziraphale, Crowley, a crossword puzzle, & an Instagram Reel. Shortest fic I've ever written. A pure, simple minute of silliness.

Rated T - a mild moment of innuendo. And some snogging.

archiveofourown.org/works/78983201
Screenshot of a Good Omens fanfic excerpt. It reads: "Crowley played the video over and over. Aziraphale had tuned it out other than understanding that someone was singing Happy Birthday in what sounded like a wind storm. After the twelfth or twenty-second replay, Aziraphale looked up and squinted. Crowley was blushing and tucking his hair behind his ear. His mouth was drawn up in an adorable little smile that is usually reserved for the angel seated at the table with him. Aziraphale listened more closely. That pronunciation…the accent…it was a Welshman. It was *the* Welshman."
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Take it from someone who has dealt with more than one narcissistic abuser in her 47 years.

They cannot stand not being the center of attention. They cannot stand having things taken from them. When this happens, they attempt to isolate people.

Do not let HIM fracture US.

That's what he wants.
Aziraphale from season 2 of Good Omens. He is standing in his bookshop holding a candelabra with lit up LED candles. His is wearing his tan overcoat. There is a bookshelf with many books behind him. He is standing in a protective posture, a stern look on his face.
February 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
A note about the Good Omens fandom:

In October, I went through a very traumatic event. Good Omens fans were with me as it was all unfolding - listening, metaphorically holding my hands, feeding my kids, and just simply validating the hell they were witnessing.

It's been about two years of me
A light blue Hyundai Accent sedan in an empty shopping center parking lot at nighttime Aziraphale from Good Omens. His head is popping up over the top of the Bentley. There are yellow puffy emoji hearts surrounding his head.
February 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
This is who runs this account.

Be not afraid.

I've been prepping for Aziraphale cosplay since the 70's.

Yes, I am still just as adorable.
An absolutely adorable child in a very ancient photo circa 1979/1980. The photo shows a toddler wearing a white blanket draped over their back like a cape and an white with yellow and blue stripes blanket tied around their waist. Playing dress up.
February 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Before I timeline cleanse, can I just ask that we be kind to people we notice are still moots with a certain piece of shit anal wart? Because not everyone is on all bits of social media and many today thought they'd had him blocked, but learned they were still following. Please, be kind.
Aziraphale from season 2 of Good Omens looking like the world's most comforting little muffin of love. He is in the bookshop, wearing a blue button up shirt, brown waistcoat, grey cardigan, and Tartan bowtie. He has a kind expression on his face with a gentle smile and a twinkle in his beautiful eyes.
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 9:11 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Fam, a lot of you are hurting. A lot of you are celebrating. A lot are somewhere in between.

Have some comfort. I wrote this when we first learned of 90 minutes. A little bit of comfort and love for the fandom.

Rated G

archiveofourown.org/works/60050092
Screenshot of a Good Omens fanfic called Handle With Care: It reads fortunate they were, Aziraphale thought, that they could now share their triumphant story and their bliss with their very own Fandom. “I was thinking,” Aziraphale began, leaning his head against Crowley’s, “we must be rather loved to be sent a Fandom such as this. Quite fortunate, as well.” Crowley dipped his chin down and pressed a small kiss to the wispy strawberry blonde head at his chest. “We are. I truly believe that. Maybe it took the two of us a long time to realize we deserved to be loved exactly as we are, but I fully feel that worth now. A Fandom like this,” he blew out a dramatically long breath, “woo - we are definitely very loved. This one is so unique. Top of the line. Love, pure and dedicated as anything.”
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
I've solved the mystery. There's only one elevator. And they have to share it.
It's just the GO version of the "there's only one bed" trope. There's smooching behind those doors!!
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
What's that? You want a bratty bottom, fertile Aziraphale? Enjoy the start of this Fandom Trumps Hate piece featuring Aziraphale exploring his rare bratty sub side and gender.

Rated very E. Mind the notes and tags.

archiveofourown.org/works/766437...
Text screenshot excerpt from a Good Omens fanfic. "Crowley raised his eyebrows. “What did you say?” “Make me.” “You will address me properly!” “Terribly sorry.” Aziraphale cleared his throat. "Make me, Ma’am." “Ma’am? Ma’am?” Crowley growled. “I said you will address me properly.” Aziraphale looked him in the eye and spoke cheerfully. “And I said, make me. I don’t know what you’ve been prattling on about.” Crowley slowly sat down in the chair and crossed his legs."
January 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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😶
January 26, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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What happens when two fertile Ineffables switch their efforts quickly during a morning of passion in the Bentley and in their garden? Double the fun, double the fertilization...Enjoy an mpreg extravaganza for Fandom Trumps Hate 2025.

archiveofourown.org/works/766290...
Excerpt from a Good Omens fanfic. It reads: They stared at each other, taking in reddened skin, teary eyes, panicked expressions, dry lips. “You’re a midwife!” Aziraphale said in a shrill voice. “I know!” Crowley yelled with a cracking voice. “Shhhhh! You’ll wake the children!” Aziraphale yelled back. “Why are you yelling at me?” Crowley began to cry again. “I don’t know,” Aziraphale joined him. “You’re a midwife,” he said weakly, “what would a midwife say?" Crowley began to shake. “She would say we’re pregnant.” “We’re pregnant,” Aziraphale repeated. “There must be something else.” “Exhaustion, sore chests, insane horniness despite the exhaustion and sore chest, cramps, cravings, puking, fucking nutella and oranges and cheesecakes. Aziraphale…I don’t know how I can be.”
January 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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Read my latest, written for @handyginger.bsky.social for Fandom Trumps Hate 2025. You won't be sorry. Find out who is responsible for Peen Trees whilat celebrate the new year.

Join me later this year in getting "The Almighty Aziraphallus" tattooed....

archiveofourown.org/works/76996056
Text screenshot form Good Omens fanfic. It reads: “You see, Newton, I happen to have an affinity to peen trees because they are a personal artistic invention of mine. With a wee bit of research, you’ll find that phallic decor and penile imagery was popular in the old, old, old days. That includes peen trees. There’s loads of them in Medieval artworks. Bit chuffed about that. Some of my best work.” Aziraphale looked at him incredulously. “I beg your pardon? You invented peen tree art in the Middle Ages?” “That’s right, I did,” Crowley answered in a smug tone. “You didn’t. Those were my creation. I invented the peen tree.” “You did not!” “I did!” “That’s a load of bollocks. Peen trees came straight out of my dirty demonic mind.” “Balderdash! The Cerne Abbas Giant is yours, I’ll give you that. But you shall not take the glory of the peen tree from me.” Aziraphale’s voice rose. “Hey!” Anathema whispered. “Tartan is sleeping over here. I’m sure you don’t want her to wake up from the two of you arguing over who created the first tree full of dicks.” She had just laid the napping infant in the travel cot.
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Folks. Let us celebrate our favourite fics and artwork featuring Crowley/Aziraphale with vulvas, effort switching, genderfluid/queer, non-binary, and ace Ineffables, and mpreg A+C. (Any, all, or a combo of those!)

Please post your favs below. Self-promotion enthusiastically encouraged.
Crowley and Aziraphale from season 2 of Good Omens. You can only see them from the shoulders up, but they are seated together. Crowley has his sunglasses on. They are in the library. Crowley has a huge smile on his face. Aziraphale has a blue and white teacup held up to his lips and he has his brows raised.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Been a hot minute because I had tech issues and something very bad happened to me. (I am safe). I am making my way back here. But I want to scream something - I LOVE IT WHEN CROWLEY HAS A VULVA. I love when Aziraphale has a vulva. I love when they switch. I love to write that for you.
Aziraphale, words cutest newspaperman, from Season 2 of Good Omens. He is wearing a trillby hat with his precious white bangs stick out of the front. It is misty behind him. He is looking at someone else off screen with a pert little smile on his face. One can say he is serving a bit of cunt here.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Me and one awesome human @handyginger.bsky.social . We went to Rocky Horror together early in October.
There are not enough words to describe what it's like being with awesome people, seeing RHPS again for the first time since my dad died. But - big deal - I can't describe what it's like....
Two people outside of a theater taking a selfie. The person on the left has a purple curly hawk and is wearing a black top. The person on the right has finger hair and is wearing a white top. They are smiling. It's nighttime and streetlights can be seen in the background. Two people in a selfie in front of a decorated window. The window features the red lip logo of Rocky Horror Picture show over set of pearls. The person on the left has a purple curly hawk and purple lipstick. They are wearing a black top. The person on the right has long Ginger hair and red lipstick. They are wearing a white top. They are smiling at the camera.
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Look! I created an Ineffable Fic/Art event! I heard Christmas music this morning. While I love a jolly holiday, it is still Fall. Please join in with your own interpretations - fic, art, dance, video - and pick as many or as little prompts as you'd like. SFW and NSFW welcome. Please tag!

Have fun
Graphic for It Still Fall Y'all - An Ineffable Cozy Fic and Art Event 2025. The words are all written in a pumpkin orange color against a soft Brown and cream and blue tartan background. There is a numbered list that reads as follows: 1 - Fall Festival 2 - Cooking Together 3 - Leaf peeping 4 - Corn Maze 5 - Bonfire Night 6 - Harvest 7 - Jumpers 8 - Cozy Home Decorating 9 - St. James Park 10 - Autumnal Picnic 11 - Bedtime Stories 12 - Farmer’s Market 13 - Caught In The Rain 14 - Crisp Autumn Walk 15 - I’m Thankful For You 16 - South Downs 17 - Crafting 18 - Cozy Nights 19 - Feast of Aziraphale 20 - Blanket Fort 21 - Board Games 22 - Nature Exploration 23 - Baking 24 - Stargazing 25 - Keep Me Warm 26 - Light 27 - Holding Hands 28 - Snuggles and Cuddles 29 - Creator’s Choice 30 - Christmas Market There is a graphic of a pair of angel wings at the bottom.
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM