My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like damn im calling you about your cars extended warranty
September 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like damn im calling you about your cars extended warranty
April 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I am obsessed with #thriftshopping lately. I'm on the hunt for Pyrex, actual antique clothing, weird salt and pepper shaker sets, and uranium glass lately. No luck so far 😅
April 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I am obsessed with #thriftshopping lately. I'm on the hunt for Pyrex, actual antique clothing, weird salt and pepper shaker sets, and uranium glass lately. No luck so far 😅
I'm starting to notice that my self deprecating court jester like behavior around friends in an effort to make something silly or lighthearted has lead to the people in my life seeing me as a joke and snickering and laughing at what I say and do even when I'm not trying to be funny.
April 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm starting to notice that my self deprecating court jester like behavior around friends in an effort to make something silly or lighthearted has lead to the people in my life seeing me as a joke and snickering and laughing at what I say and do even when I'm not trying to be funny.
Is laying around all day in a baggy tshirt and undies count as ✨️vibes✨️ or depression?
April 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Is laying around all day in a baggy tshirt and undies count as ✨️vibes✨️ or depression?
Yellowjackets is wild, keep getting rid of the best characters while the most insufferable one gets to keep running around ruining everything constantly 😪
April 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Yellowjackets is wild, keep getting rid of the best characters while the most insufferable one gets to keep running around ruining everything constantly 😪
I'm so tired even using my voice is too much work
April 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm so tired even using my voice is too much work
I propose we replace all water fountains with pink redbull fountains 💅✨️
March 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I propose we replace all water fountains with pink redbull fountains 💅✨️
Fucking "devour feculence" and "to put it monosyllabically" have just been added to my vocabulary thanks to severance
March 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fucking "devour feculence" and "to put it monosyllabically" have just been added to my vocabulary thanks to severance
I want a jelly donut so bad rn. I can't believe I spent two years not eating gluten. I'll eat a whole box right tf now
March 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I want a jelly donut so bad rn. I can't believe I spent two years not eating gluten. I'll eat a whole box right tf now
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What if I decided to be a cunt. What would u even do
March 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
What if I decided to be a cunt. What would u even do
Sorry I can't come to the phone rn, my cat scratched me and I'm crying
March 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sorry I can't come to the phone rn, my cat scratched me and I'm crying
I like to think of my life as having a soundtrack playing in the background through all the profound moments like a movie. Right now cry little sister from the lost boys movie is the vibe
March 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I like to think of my life as having a soundtrack playing in the background through all the profound moments like a movie. Right now cry little sister from the lost boys movie is the vibe
If eggs are gonna be this expensive, can I at least get a little baby chicken in there
February 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If eggs are gonna be this expensive, can I at least get a little baby chicken in there
I'm tryna have more fun. But my black hair dye won't lift enough for me to be blonde. Big sad #blondeshavemorefun
February 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm tryna have more fun. But my black hair dye won't lift enough for me to be blonde. Big sad #blondeshavemorefun
After finally using a blow dryer on my hair for the first time in my life, I completely understand why someone might want to sleep with it blowing on their face
February 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
After finally using a blow dryer on my hair for the first time in my life, I completely understand why someone might want to sleep with it blowing on their face
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I wish you could knit without your hands
January 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I wish you could knit without your hands
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Me every couple of hours: wow I need to consume a liquid
Also me every couple of hours: wow I need to expel a liquid
Also me every couple of hours: wow I need to expel a liquid
January 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Me every couple of hours: wow I need to consume a liquid
Also me every couple of hours: wow I need to expel a liquid
Also me every couple of hours: wow I need to expel a liquid
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“I dont wanna hear about politics” do u think i want to???????????? Like do u think i enjoy this
January 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“I dont wanna hear about politics” do u think i want to???????????? Like do u think i enjoy this
This is so jack black of him
Jack Black messing with a paparazzi recording him at the beach 👊
🎥dailymailau | TikTok
🎥dailymailau | TikTok
January 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is so jack black of him
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No matter what happens at least I can still watch shrek in my head
January 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
No matter what happens at least I can still watch shrek in my head