Thank god this is just the boost I needed so people can still get my “mister police” references

The Wrecking Crew ☹️

*agent smith voice* misterr fuckerrr

🎶 mr fucker, bring me a dream~ make him the baldest that ive ever seen~ give him some shades like elwood & jake blues~ gettin tired of all these lame ass fake dudes 🎶

At least rose byrne got a nom but no other choice getting iced out is wild

If I know one thing about you its that Free Guy is one of your favorite films of all time. I remember you going on about how riveting Taika Waititi’s performance in that was.

I see an article from the UK causing people to make Quibi references & assume @davidlsims.bsky.social is somehow behind this

I was with a 60 yr old coworker friend at the movies when he did this and swung his bare foot over the top of his knee and pointed it directly at the stranger sitting next to him. Extremely normal behavior.

I see like 2-4 or more a month with my SO! We have the unlmtd regal pass but we still go to smaller local theaters to catch 35/70mm showings & more limited run stuff. Portland is a pretty decent movie town (shoutout to the @hollywoodtheatre.org ) but it sucks we don’t have any real IMAX screens

But alas today i have No Other Choice but to see a different film that I’m also looking forward to

Ye olde Chinese dildo

No one cares about accurate original character representation anymore. How dare they not shove two traffic cones under her shirt.

Whaaaaat??? Did i make that?

Whats Bomb in the Brain