FunkyZenGoomba
@funkyzengoomba.bsky.social
Humble Inn Keeper. Musician. Writer. Raised by wolves but completely housebroken. Psychic said I was a shaman in a previous life. So I got that going for me.
Sounds bad when you put it like that.
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sounds bad when you put it like that.
I feel so naive because I didn’t think there would be that many people that would join ICE and brutalize innocents with such gusto. I always told my sons never underestimate human stupidity or cruelty. I need to take my own advice.
December 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I feel so naive because I didn’t think there would be that many people that would join ICE and brutalize innocents with such gusto. I always told my sons never underestimate human stupidity or cruelty. I need to take my own advice.
At number 5 representing Seattle - Bill Gates with 12 counts of statutory rape… And at number 1. No surprise. Winner of the FIFA peace prize with too many criminal counts to list here. The man who uses a makeup glory hole to start every day at around 11 AM - Donald Trump!
Like that you mean?
Like that you mean?
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
At number 5 representing Seattle - Bill Gates with 12 counts of statutory rape… And at number 1. No surprise. Winner of the FIFA peace prize with too many criminal counts to list here. The man who uses a makeup glory hole to start every day at around 11 AM - Donald Trump!
Like that you mean?
Like that you mean?
I would argue that the scum does not live beneath the surface with the trumps. It’s is oozing through every pore.
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I would argue that the scum does not live beneath the surface with the trumps. It’s is oozing through every pore.
Looks dope! Can’t wait to visit.
December 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Looks dope! Can’t wait to visit.
Looks like war with Venezuela.
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Looks like war with Venezuela.
I miss those days.
I don’t need his opinions on DWTS and I don’t need to see him at athletics events.
I don’t need his opinions on DWTS and I don’t need to see him at athletics events.
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I miss those days.
I don’t need his opinions on DWTS and I don’t need to see him at athletics events.
I don’t need his opinions on DWTS and I don’t need to see him at athletics events.
So it won’t be prescribed by doctors for people With chronic pain, late stage cancer, etc.?
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
So it won’t be prescribed by doctors for people With chronic pain, late stage cancer, etc.?
I caught the speech too.
old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
ALT: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I caught the speech too.
You couldn’t pay me. It’s the same speech.
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You couldn’t pay me. It’s the same speech.
LOL. Like there was any chance I was gonna watch it.
December 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
LOL. Like there was any chance I was gonna watch it.
C Files was great at having a long story arc but also throwing in a fun episode. It could be scary or funny, about the New Kersey devil, Sasquatch, whatever. Fun show with great writing and characters.
December 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
C Files was great at having a long story arc but also throwing in a fun episode. It could be scary or funny, about the New Kersey devil, Sasquatch, whatever. Fun show with great writing and characters.
No, he’s always been a loser.
December 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
No, he’s always been a loser.
Want is not a plan.
You are describing a major overhaul of healthcare.
You keep on hoping fuckwit.
You are describing a major overhaul of healthcare.
You keep on hoping fuckwit.
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Want is not a plan.
You are describing a major overhaul of healthcare.
You keep on hoping fuckwit.
You are describing a major overhaul of healthcare.
You keep on hoping fuckwit.
Being the stupidest man in Congress is tough. But here’s Tuberville nailing it on the daily.
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Being the stupidest man in Congress is tough. But here’s Tuberville nailing it on the daily.
An absolute piece of shit with no redeeming qualities.
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
An absolute piece of shit with no redeeming qualities.
I’m Never plugging in a thumb drive from a total stranger. You want me to play Sweet Caroline or September we can work it out. But I’m not playing Slayer’s Seasons in the Abyss after the father daughter dance. DJs are also gate keepers whose prime objective is satisfying who paid them not you.
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m Never plugging in a thumb drive from a total stranger. You want me to play Sweet Caroline or September we can work it out. But I’m not playing Slayer’s Seasons in the Abyss after the father daughter dance. DJs are also gate keepers whose prime objective is satisfying who paid them not you.
Yes. The wives telling their stories. Maybe they’ll share recipes or baby nursing tips. Just seems like all republicans want in women is Stepford wives. Maybe they’re all in on AI cos they can’t wait for robo-wives since they’re to afraid of real women to deal with them.
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Yes. The wives telling their stories. Maybe they’ll share recipes or baby nursing tips. Just seems like all republicans want in women is Stepford wives. Maybe they’re all in on AI cos they can’t wait for robo-wives since they’re to afraid of real women to deal with them.
Started with the Nixon pardon. Imagine if he had gone to trial, been found guilty and sent to prison. Ford was as wrong as you can be.
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Started with the Nixon pardon. Imagine if he had gone to trial, been found guilty and sent to prison. Ford was as wrong as you can be.
Hardly a threat.
December 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Hardly a threat.
Must be nice to have that kind of time to critique every motherfucking thing that annoys you. Why don’t you go spend some money on the tens of thousands that are dying because you pulled US Aid you useless twat.
December 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Must be nice to have that kind of time to critique every motherfucking thing that annoys you. Why don’t you go spend some money on the tens of thousands that are dying because you pulled US Aid you useless twat.