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Lauren Marie
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Associate Marriage and Family Therapist, professional navel-gazer, fandom polyglot, pathologically earnest.
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Geraldine knows what’s up.
A man dressed for church addressed a female pastor and says “What was that socialist tract you were spouting from the pulpit last week?” The female pastor replies, “I’ve got a feeling it was the sermon on the mount.” This is a quote from The Vicar of Dibley (one of my favorite shows!).
June 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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There’s SNOW on the mountains above the Eaton fire. I could weep. (The steroids I’m on are giving me ✨extra sparkly✨ feelings tonight.)
Snow currently on the tops of the mountains above Pasadena, CA.
January 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Does *your* parasocial favorite text you to make sure you’re safe during the SoCal fires? Because mine does. (Obviously it’s a geographically targeted text but still, my parasocial favorite is arguably the best.)
A text message from Misha Collins hoping for the reader’s safety during the LA fires and urging people to listen to authorities and reach out for 2-1-1 if needed. Includes a response thanking him for looking out for his fans.
January 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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A poem by Nayirrah Waheed. “Split” You cannot remain a war between what you want to say (who you really are) and what you should say (who you pretend to be). Your mouth was not designed to eat itself.
December 10, 2024 at 6:32 AM
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Also usually my preferred actual fanfic trope on Ao3.
Fix-it Fic! You are a healer, a dreamer, and a fierce advocate for second chances. Where others see irreparable damage, you see the potential for something better. Life can be cruel and unfair, but you refuse to let despair win. You believe in the power of love and redemption. When something breaks, you don’t just mourn it – you roll up your sleeves and get to work.
December 3, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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Christmas Day at Balboa, grieving the end of a relationship in the angstiest way possible, circa 2009.
A view of the Pacific Ocean on a winter day with small waves, from the point of view of the photo-taker. Their crossed-leg in rolled-up jeans can be seen.
November 13, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
November 11, 2024 at 7:18 AM
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I feel like I owe a cat tax entry fee. #caturday
A calico cat with a paw shielding her eyes. Also an accurate description of my general feelings about the world today.
November 10, 2024 at 5:48 AM