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When your phone alarm goes off, letting you know that it’s time to do something important, but you have no recollection whatsoever of what that important thing was
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
When your phone alarm goes off, letting you know that it’s time to do something important, but you have no recollection whatsoever of what that important thing was
Whoever is running the #Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Whoever is running the #Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”
Whoever is running the Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Whoever is running the Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”
That moment when you’re making your grocery list and it AutoCorrects ‘margarine’ to ‘margarita mix’ and you have to decide if you’re going to keep it.
Also, fun fact, AutoCorrect capitalizes itself.
#autocorrect #funny #margaritas
Also, fun fact, AutoCorrect capitalizes itself.
#autocorrect #funny #margaritas
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
That moment when you’re making your grocery list and it AutoCorrects ‘margarine’ to ‘margarita mix’ and you have to decide if you’re going to keep it.
Also, fun fact, AutoCorrect capitalizes itself.
#autocorrect #funny #margaritas
Also, fun fact, AutoCorrect capitalizes itself.
#autocorrect #funny #margaritas
#todayIlearned that not only is there an Ice-9, we're actually up to Ice-21 now. Fortunately they exist only at weird combinations of temp and pressure. The ice in our drinks and sinking our ships is actually the rarest. #ice9 #ice #til #youtube #video #antonpetrov
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyG...
Previously Unknown Type of Water Ice Solidifies at Room Temperature (Ice XXI)
YouTube video by Anton Petrov
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
#todayIlearned that not only is there an Ice-9, we're actually up to Ice-21 now. Fortunately they exist only at weird combinations of temp and pressure. The ice in our drinks and sinking our ships is actually the rarest. #ice9 #ice #til #youtube #video #antonpetrov
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyG...
What if the rapture really did happen today and only, like, thirty people were good enough
#rapture #funny #leftbehind
#rapture #funny #leftbehind
September 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
What if the rapture really did happen today and only, like, thirty people were good enough
#rapture #funny #leftbehind
#rapture #funny #leftbehind
Youtube ad came on for Husky Brand auto/truck bed liners and at the end they made a little joke about also being good for dogs and they showed a basset hound
September 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Youtube ad came on for Husky Brand auto/truck bed liners and at the end they made a little joke about also being good for dogs and they showed a basset hound
I ordered something from Amazon and the tracker says it’s out for delivery, but it’s UPS so that could just easily mean it’s on a truck in like, say, Bakersfield
August 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I ordered something from Amazon and the tracker says it’s out for delivery, but it’s UPS so that could just easily mean it’s on a truck in like, say, Bakersfield
Wait, what kind of sounds?
Link to the video in case you're curious to know what 'spherical sounds' sound like: www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ6R_...
#closedcaptions #funny #mislabeled
Link to the video in case you're curious to know what 'spherical sounds' sound like: www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ6R_...
#closedcaptions #funny #mislabeled
August 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Wait, what kind of sounds?
Link to the video in case you're curious to know what 'spherical sounds' sound like: www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ6R_...
#closedcaptions #funny #mislabeled
Link to the video in case you're curious to know what 'spherical sounds' sound like: www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ6R_...
#closedcaptions #funny #mislabeled
No on talks about this but one of the worst things about this timeline is, from now on if we say "I grokked something," people will think we used Elon's AI to look something up :/
August 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No on talks about this but one of the worst things about this timeline is, from now on if we say "I grokked something," people will think we used Elon's AI to look something up :/
I used to watch this Beatles cartoon when I was a kid and I LOVED it. Here is a cartoon for small children doing their version of 'Tomorrow Never Knows', the song John wrote about tripping balls. Thanks for the tip, John, you were so right!
#beatles #cartoon #lsd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzw...
#beatles #cartoon #lsd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzw...
The Beatles Cartoon-Tomorrow Never Knows
YouTube video by TheBeatlescartoons70
www.youtube.com
August 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I used to watch this Beatles cartoon when I was a kid and I LOVED it. Here is a cartoon for small children doing their version of 'Tomorrow Never Knows', the song John wrote about tripping balls. Thanks for the tip, John, you were so right!
#beatles #cartoon #lsd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzw...
#beatles #cartoon #lsd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzw...
My grandfather was an #engineer so in 1975 he got this #calculator to replace his #sliderule. It cost $225, which is—wait for it—$1344 in today's dollars. He let me play with it, I was 6!
It's now listed in the Smithsonian.
www.si.edu/object/texas...
It's now listed in the Smithsonian.
www.si.edu/object/texas...
Texas Instruments SR-51 Handheld Electronic Calculator | Smithsonian Institution
www.si.edu
July 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My grandfather was an #engineer so in 1975 he got this #calculator to replace his #sliderule. It cost $225, which is—wait for it—$1344 in today's dollars. He let me play with it, I was 6!
It's now listed in the Smithsonian.
www.si.edu/object/texas...
It's now listed in the Smithsonian.
www.si.edu/object/texas...
America, in a nutshell #become #ungovernable
July 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
America, in a nutshell #become #ungovernable
Asking me, a web-developer, if I'm "done with my coding yet" gives the same energy as asking a McDonald's employee if they're "done" fixing the ice-cream machine.
July 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Asking me, a web-developer, if I'm "done with my coding yet" gives the same energy as asking a McDonald's employee if they're "done" fixing the ice-cream machine.
I love it when random social media posts line up perfectly by accident
July 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I love it when random social media posts line up perfectly by accident
I get 1 or more Youtube ads wanting me to rent at this apartment complex in Riyadh, SA. Apparently the bog selling feature is a small courtyard with 'wellness activities'. If you're lucky, your apt has a view of the courtyard. Sir, I have been to S.A. twice now already, no thank you.
Flow Narjis | Explore Our Community & Available Homes for Rent in Riyadh
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July 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I get 1 or more Youtube ads wanting me to rent at this apartment complex in Riyadh, SA. Apparently the bog selling feature is a small courtyard with 'wellness activities'. If you're lucky, your apt has a view of the courtyard. Sir, I have been to S.A. twice now already, no thank you.
I bought Pop-Tarts, milk & cookies, I got home from the store, put everything away, went to bed; this morning—no Pop-Tarts.
RN most logical solution is I have a split-personality that hates (or loves) Pop-Tarts. Cuz this is the 2nd time it's happened. No box, nuthin'. Poof.
#Pop-tarts
RN most logical solution is I have a split-personality that hates (or loves) Pop-Tarts. Cuz this is the 2nd time it's happened. No box, nuthin'. Poof.
#Pop-tarts
July 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I bought Pop-Tarts, milk & cookies, I got home from the store, put everything away, went to bed; this morning—no Pop-Tarts.
RN most logical solution is I have a split-personality that hates (or loves) Pop-Tarts. Cuz this is the 2nd time it's happened. No box, nuthin'. Poof.
#Pop-tarts
RN most logical solution is I have a split-personality that hates (or loves) Pop-Tarts. Cuz this is the 2nd time it's happened. No box, nuthin'. Poof.
#Pop-tarts
Oh dear.
futurism.com/commitment-j...
tl:dr: ChatGPT doesn't tell you the truth, it tells you what it thinks you want to hear, which some people assume is the truth, which is bad.
futurism.com/commitment-j...
tl:dr: ChatGPT doesn't tell you the truth, it tells you what it thinks you want to hear, which some people assume is the truth, which is bad.
People Are Being Involuntarily Committed, Jailed After Spiraling Into "ChatGPT Psychosis"
People experiencing "ChatGPT psychosis" are being involuntarily committed to mental hospitals and jailed following AI mental health crises.
futurism.com
June 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Oh dear.
futurism.com/commitment-j...
tl:dr: ChatGPT doesn't tell you the truth, it tells you what it thinks you want to hear, which some people assume is the truth, which is bad.
futurism.com/commitment-j...
tl:dr: ChatGPT doesn't tell you the truth, it tells you what it thinks you want to hear, which some people assume is the truth, which is bad.
A geyser erupted outside of Reno, NV erupted for the 1st time in over a century; the guy that owns thinks he stopped it by hosing it down with cold water.
Fave Youtube comment: "It is something special, and that's why I poured cold water all over it until it stopped."
#geyser #reno #video #funny
Fave Youtube comment: "It is something special, and that's why I poured cold water all over it until it stopped."
#geyser #reno #video #funny
Geyser erupts in Reno, captivating scientists and locals alike -- so what caused it?
YouTube video by KRNV News 4
www.youtube.com
June 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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