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Abby, now quite round and clearly very strained, brandishes their (soon to be useless) claws and asks, "What the,, HRGK,, --the FUCK did you Do to me.." Neph happily explains, pointing at Abby's distended form: "OH, NOTHING MUCH! I JUST TRANSFERRED ABOUT 5 BILLION KILOJOULES OF ENERGY DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BODY! AND THAT WEIRD GOOP YOU'RE MADE OF ABSORBS ALL RADIATION AS HEAT, CAUSING YOU TO EXPAND! IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE BASICALLY A NUCLEAR REACTOR RIGHT NOW. ISN'T THAT NEAT?" "...ALSO I TWEAKED YOUR SURFACE TENSION A BIT SO YOU DIDN'T EXPLODE IMMEDIATELY. YOU'RE WELCOME." Abby, unable to hold back, begins expanding uncontrollably again. "Wh. Wh-- HGGH,, ...You bastard..." Neph looks on gleefully with a [TEEHEE] Abby is now a taut, creaking orb, positioned lying on their belly. "...why..." they say, exasperated. Neph is lying comfortably on top of them, and responds- "USUALLY YOU'RE THE ONE PUTTING OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS POSITION. ISN'T IT FUN TO SHAKE THINGS UP?" Abby lets out an exhausted "....ugh...."
January 23, 2026 at 7:46 PM