Keith Lyle
@funnykeithlyle.bsky.social
Stand up comedian, actor, writer. Lives in Las Vegas, grew up in Chicago. I’m probably working on something to make you laugh right now.
Now our President is stealing oil tankers. His cronies want those oil wells in #Venezuela. Probably offered him a cut. This is some mob shit that you’d expect from Castro.
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Now our President is stealing oil tankers. His cronies want those oil wells in #Venezuela. Probably offered him a cut. This is some mob shit that you’d expect from Castro.
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Powell: "Inflation for goods has picked up, reflecting the effects of tariffs."
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Powell: "Inflation for goods has picked up, reflecting the effects of tariffs."
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December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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“I’d have no problem releasing the video”
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
What’s the difference between Woody from “Toy Story” and President Trump?
Woody gets limp when children enter the room.
Woody gets limp when children enter the room.
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What’s the difference between Woody from “Toy Story” and President Trump?
Woody gets limp when children enter the room.
Woody gets limp when children enter the room.
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
I just figured out why we’re bombing “drug boats” in the Caribbean… Donald Sr is trying to get Don Jr off of cocaine. It all makes sense.
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I just figured out why we’re bombing “drug boats” in the Caribbean… Donald Sr is trying to get Don Jr off of cocaine. It all makes sense.
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It turns out, when you mix the 2016 video of Pete Hegseth talking about troops not following unlawful orders with the recent Democratic PSA on the same subject, their message flows together pretty seamlessly.
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It turns out, when you mix the 2016 video of Pete Hegseth talking about troops not following unlawful orders with the recent Democratic PSA on the same subject, their message flows together pretty seamlessly.
The shooting of 2 National Guard troops in D.C. could have been avoided in the easiest way possible by NOT HABING THE NATIONAL GUARD IN D.C. There was no reason for them to be there other than the ego of the Dear Leader.
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The shooting of 2 National Guard troops in D.C. could have been avoided in the easiest way possible by NOT HABING THE NATIONAL GUARD IN D.C. There was no reason for them to be there other than the ego of the Dear Leader.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Epstein Files should be here soon. If they haven’t been shredded
🚨BREAKING: At long last, Mike Johnson will swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva on Wednesday at 4 pm ET.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Epstein Files should be here soon. If they haven’t been shredded
Not for nothing… Giants should’ve fired Brian Daboll after last season. The culture of that franchise needs changing.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Not for nothing… Giants should’ve fired Brian Daboll after last season. The culture of that franchise needs changing.
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The only thing truly safe in America:
The Epstein files
The Epstein files
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The only thing truly safe in America:
The Epstein files
The Epstein files
Effing HILARIOUS
There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Effing HILARIOUS
Brilliant
I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Brilliant
Oof. Jayden Daniels. Let’s hope it’s not as bad as it looked.
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Oof. Jayden Daniels. Let’s hope it’s not as bad as it looked.
Get out and vote. Don’t be intimidated or distracted
A loud night in Russia's port city of Tuapse, as oil export infrastructure exploded.
Oil funds Russian terrorism.
Oil funds Russian terrorism.
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Get out and vote. Don’t be intimidated or distracted
That’s the same type of shit they do in China to keep track of people. Get ready, Americans. They’re gonna be keeping tabs on you, if they aren’t already. We’re gonna be living like Handmaids Tale real soon
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
That’s the same type of shit they do in China to keep track of people. Get ready, Americans. They’re gonna be keeping tabs on you, if they aren’t already. We’re gonna be living like Handmaids Tale real soon
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A brave young woman asks JD Vance: “When you talk about too many immigrants here, when did you guys decide that number? Why did you sell us a dream? You gave us the path and now tell us we don't belong here? Why do you have to be Christian to be American?”
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DQapzQi...
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DQapzQi...
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
A brave young woman asks JD Vance: “When you talk about too many immigrants here, when did you guys decide that number? Why did you sell us a dream? You gave us the path and now tell us we don't belong here? Why do you have to be Christian to be American?”
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DQapzQi...
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DQapzQi...
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
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A fellow furloughed coworker posted this. Laugh so you don’t cry.
October 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
A fellow furloughed coworker posted this. Laugh so you don’t cry.
Epstein files. Release them now. Get the country back in good hands please
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Epstein files. Release them now. Get the country back in good hands please
Meet Aunt Tifa…
Aunt 'Tifa. A native Hawaiian woman in legacy dress prepared for a traditional Hula dance. According to FBI head Kash Patel, 'Tifa is an insurrectionist specializing in war dances.
ICE Barbie will now coordinate with Leaky Pete Kegsbreath to invade the HI Islands...
ICE Barbie will now coordinate with Leaky Pete Kegsbreath to invade the HI Islands...
October 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Meet Aunt Tifa…
The GOP needs to be confronted with the facts. THERE IS NO ANTIFA. That’s the code word Trump uses for protestors against his fascism. There’s no Antifa organization or leadership. It doesn’t exist. AND WHEN THEY DENY, ask them to name the leader or where the office is located. It’s total BS.
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The GOP needs to be confronted with the facts. THERE IS NO ANTIFA. That’s the code word Trump uses for protestors against his fascism. There’s no Antifa organization or leadership. It doesn’t exist. AND WHEN THEY DENY, ask them to name the leader or where the office is located. It’s total BS.
I can’t believe this baseball game. Totally insane. If it was my Ticor it’s team playing, I’d have to be put in a mental health facility if they lost.
October 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I can’t believe this baseball game. Totally insane. If it was my Ticor it’s team playing, I’d have to be put in a mental health facility if they lost.