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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)
@funranium.bsky.social
The Cenobite of Sharing

The Black Blood of the Earth and Steins of Science guy. Everyone’s friendly internet laser safety officer and health physicist. Happy to answer Antarctica questions.

www.funraniumlabs.com
What on earth are they talking about
January 21, 2026 at 7:33 AM
With enthusiasm and cheering from the Urine Solidarity Party all things are possible!
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 AM
If you’re in line, stay in line and full of urine.
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 AM
If the bag was larger, it would be Brad’s Huge Naturals.

cc: @faineg.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I like nice coats, even if I live somewhere too warm for them most of the time.
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 AM
He is the best damn thing in an already wonderful movie.
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I am full of urine and look forward to a new place to deposit it.
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Some day with be The Day!
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Some of us, thanks to you, have always been. :)
January 21, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The M240B is technical.
January 20, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Because Recreo is too far?
January 20, 2026 at 11:34 PM
With temps like that, ICE is certain to launch a very well planned operation at any moment!
January 20, 2026 at 11:31 PM
He wasn’t armed at the time with anything more than his winning personality.
January 20, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I blame the British.
January 20, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Decorum is very important to some people so that we can commit atrocities in a civil manner.
January 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
That might be the first time I codified my saying “You *could* do that, but a lot of people are going to die. No matter what people are going to die, but we look for solutions that lead to less people dying not more.
January 20, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Colleague informed me that I wasn’t wrong but that was rude.
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Asked Dick Cheney if he was actively trying to kill people during a CA energy crisis meeting. The man's aura of evil was palpable.
January 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Older than humanity itself I suspect. Once you have stone tools you have the ability to cut hair and shave and that is Neanderthal in age at least.
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
A repeated refrain of the 2010s, but applied to legislatures.

"But I adulted once already. What do you mean I have to do it again?"
January 20, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I mean, I know the traditional answer for most of human history. One should be careful about Viking cruise lines too. Port excursions are nothing more than scheduled raids.
January 20, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I only have the one, “Ecclesias Militans”, which is part of the D&D Reference Library. The whole library got a raised eyebrow from the background investigator, but that’s the book he grabbed to look at.
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM