This is some nature documentary level maternal instinct shit right here.

I’m not the right person to litigate where it falls between problematic punchline and the closest you could get to representation in a 70s kids program, but it’s there damnit!

To clarify: I think that assumption has been proven correct in every meaningful way over the past decade. We’re tearing the world apart at the whim of a Cheeto with dementia, so God help us when a supercomputer throws its hat in the ring.

One day I’ll tell my grandkids about when software updates were exciting and helpful, and they’ll be like “that’s great pops, but the mandatory update still fucked up the respirators so please save your breath.”

Hell, if you put a little $20 with a slash through it nearby, even 9 bucks can be 5 bucks!

And to anyone about to complain that blocking ICE isn’t the same as loving your neighbor: Jesus literally interrupted a stoning to save a prostitute.

Anyway, the Feds executed a woman for loving her neighbor yesterday. I’ll give you one guess what side those Conservative Christian circles are on…

Anthropological Enshitification

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