At $30,000 a head bounty, still a sizeable payday no matter how many fat incel losers have to split it.

I don't think it's the stroke. When I see a 180 degree heel turn like this, I always suspect Kompromat (perhaps on his wife as a naturalized immigrant).

For example, see Lindsay Graham declaring he had enough of Trump, going to Mar-A-Lago for a weekend, and then being a toadie ever since.

I love eating octopus but I hate eating octopus.

I think they make Russ wear overalls when he starts wielding his budget pen, which is also a good nickname for his penis.

We could prevent a lot of this if they simply gave ICE applicants a test to screen out incels and high school losers looking to pay back the world.

Maybe not. She could pull from the Alina Habba playbook and get a MAGA boob job and clown lips and make some real hay.

If Kernen and Bartiromo had a baby, it would probably declare moral bankruptcy before it hit the radiant warmer.

Yup. If the person of interest dressed and looked just like Ben Shapiro, the default MAGA position would be that it was a Dem supporter dressed up as Shapiro because they've been brainwashed to believe the partisan explanation over what otherwise should be clear to what's left of their senses.

I prefer this one because spot on for our current Democratic Party Blue MAGA types.

Smelling anything besides his own soiled diaper is a win for him.

All the best "grassers" are familiar with "regrassing."

FFS he's a moron.

Made me think of the song "Dogs" by Pink Floyd, which I have not thought about in a while:

Will the feel better if the cracker is restored with full bloated cankles and bruised old man hands?

I think a compromise between Mexico and America can be reached in light of the present circumstances.

Gulf of Mulligan "sounds" right and is apt, but Gulf of Lolita might resonate more. When are the Dems going to start naming shit after Virginia Giuffre?

Well they did used to call him "Stats" down at the Bada Bing.

Well, it does look like they could all use some exercise ...

Crime in DC is sitting on her desk right now waiting her review!

Meanwhile she stands next to rapists.

Quintessentially Republican.