You’re a gorgeous woman that would have an esoteric personality if you didn’t hate on bisexuals.

As someone with IBS and a very limited diet, you may have just opened a new world to me then the bland, bunless hotdog existence I have been living

The sun teaches us all

The answer is yes, and it is also barbed like a cat and hurts like hell when it extends or retracts from his groin. That is the true source of his unbridled rage, excruciatingly painful erections mixed with never ending sexual frustration.

I apologize to the the people that posted before me. I didn’t realize the post already had responses. So to clarify, go fuck yourself Audrey. Everyone else, keep being awesome.

Go fuck yourself

I heard dynamite is pretty effective

Asset is doing some heavy lifting in this sentence.

I had shingles by my right eye a year ago, I wish I had the vaccine because that nerve pain was excruciating. And the nerve pain still randomly kicks in for no reason so you did good to get that vaccine.

Error codes so it is available there with no difficulties. I have also reduced the price to $1 instead of $3 dollars to make it available to almost all income levels. I need to figure out if Amazon does Overdrive as well.

3) says “that is correct” the bartender, grabbing the edge of the bar, leans forward, face flush, blood vessels in his eyes near bursting asks the horse “do you want to know the difference?” The horse says “yes please.” Through gritted teeth the bartender answers “pretension.”

2) Sheepishly the horse says “I honestly don’t the difference, I would like to know.” In a rage the bartender throws a bottle at a wall and yells “You walk into my establishment, and you don’t understand what the difference between a bar and a tavern is!.” Scared, but still speaking, the horse

1) A horse walks into a bar and tells the bartender “nice looking bar you have here.” The bartender responds, “this ain’t no bar, it’s a tavern!” The horse asks “what’s the difference?” The bartender looks up, face turning red with a look of growing anger, he says “ what’s the difference?!?”

I have a different ‘horse walks into a bar’ joke that has more thought and makes me feel less cringe

I was inventing a joke on the fly and admittedly I am not fond of the rushed product

Sorry, I was scrolling and only caught the ‘horse walks into a bar’

The horse says “barkeep, gimme a whiskey. As long as it’s not Johnny Walker, I’ll be one grateful equine.” The bartender asks, “what’s wrong with Johnny Walker?” Replied the horse, “Nothing wrong with Johnny. But walkers? They took my job!”