If this is what my Saturn return is giving...idk I kinda like it.🤷🏽‍♀️

I feel so grown and sexy😌🤚🏼

And my gut is telling me there is a tower moment coming but a welcomed one.

Also it's only January and yet the drama begins or should I say resumes all the way from 2023😩🤚🏼

It's giving the bold and the beautiful.

I'm even terrified to open my photo gallery because this phone is so unpredictable it might just start posting and sending random photos/videos on apps/to random people when it starts crashing out and the worst part is I won't be able to unsend anything let alone explain what's going on.🧍🏽‍♀️

No Instagram,no tik tok,no Google Chrome,no calls no smses,no Bible app...literally just ✨️vibes✨️(bad vibes imo).

Really just a series of unfortunate events.

The only things I can do is watch YouTube videos,post on bluesky(cant acces my dms though),send emails and respond to whatsapps *only* if they show on my notification bar(as for opening the app itself not a chance). Anything else literally just causes my phone to crash out.

It's just giving my phone more bad vibes.😃🤚🏼

Also I have ex friends,exes and ex family members hitting me up in the midst of this chaos. I can't even block them or message them even if I wanted to 🤡

I can't even use my apps properly. Wow wow wow

But my eyebrow is definitely swollen and there's an evident red dot where it stung me...I need to garden🍃 this is too much to handle in one morning.

It doesn't hurt that bad or maybe I just can't scale the pain bc my uterus is also shedding and adrenaline is also coursing through my veins.

As for the hornet that stung me on my eyebrow count your mf days because it's numbered. My only crime was wearing brightly colored clothing.