Pliny the Gelder
@futuredefector.bsky.social
deeply moved by anthropology, art, and allergens.
I have never gelded anything in my life.
I have never gelded anything in my life.
seasons greasons
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
seasons greasons
this is my 6 word sad story
December 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
this is my 6 word sad story
it would be the adult upgrade to the terrible and mortifying incident in which i used tweezers to place in my crush's real fortune cookie party favor at my 11th birthday party. it said "you have a secret admirer." i replaced the fortunes in all the cookies so the font would match.
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
it would be the adult upgrade to the terrible and mortifying incident in which i used tweezers to place in my crush's real fortune cookie party favor at my 11th birthday party. it said "you have a secret admirer." i replaced the fortunes in all the cookies so the font would match.
howling looney tunes character awooga voice: hey
October 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
howling looney tunes character awooga voice: hey