Future Esq.
@futureesq.bsky.social
Former law student turned paralegal turned law school student again. Thirty-something. I believe the Constitution was not written on an Etch-A-Sketch. New England-ish.
I propose we turn the student loan industry against the gun lobby. We certainly can't appeal to their humanity.
This is enraging. My heart breaks for these students & their families
I should be studying for my final exams in law school, but am now preoccupied with memorizing the emergency exits.
This is enraging. My heart breaks for these students & their families
I should be studying for my final exams in law school, but am now preoccupied with memorizing the emergency exits.
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I propose we turn the student loan industry against the gun lobby. We certainly can't appeal to their humanity.
This is enraging. My heart breaks for these students & their families
I should be studying for my final exams in law school, but am now preoccupied with memorizing the emergency exits.
This is enraging. My heart breaks for these students & their families
I should be studying for my final exams in law school, but am now preoccupied with memorizing the emergency exits.
So the President, who has never cleaned up *anything* on *any* day in the last 79 years, feels like there's no way "his" DOJ/DOGE goons missed anything while scrubbing the record squeaky clean.
Between this and the Rolex/tariff quid pro quo...
How grim.
Between this and the Rolex/tariff quid pro quo...
How grim.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
So the President, who has never cleaned up *anything* on *any* day in the last 79 years, feels like there's no way "his" DOJ/DOGE goons missed anything while scrubbing the record squeaky clean.
Between this and the Rolex/tariff quid pro quo...
How grim.
Between this and the Rolex/tariff quid pro quo...
How grim.
The Fourth Amendment isn't faring well, either.
(See: Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo)
(See: Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo)
September 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Fourth Amendment isn't faring well, either.
(See: Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo)
(See: Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo)
T minus 20.
Best I've got.
Best I've got.
September 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
T minus 20.
Best I've got.
Best I've got.
Whenever I hear the "deeply rooted in history & tradition" tagline, I can't help but think, "Do ivy leaguers even garden?" They misapprehend their own metaphor.
From deep roots, things should *grow.* Flourish, even.
Originalism confines things to a tiny planter. Society stagnates, pot-bound.
From deep roots, things should *grow.* Flourish, even.
Originalism confines things to a tiny planter. Society stagnates, pot-bound.
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Whenever I hear the "deeply rooted in history & tradition" tagline, I can't help but think, "Do ivy leaguers even garden?" They misapprehend their own metaphor.
From deep roots, things should *grow.* Flourish, even.
Originalism confines things to a tiny planter. Society stagnates, pot-bound.
From deep roots, things should *grow.* Flourish, even.
Originalism confines things to a tiny planter. Society stagnates, pot-bound.
Bought these less than a month ago while visiting Cape Cod. It was the only thing I could afford at $1.99.
September 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Bought these less than a month ago while visiting Cape Cod. It was the only thing I could afford at $1.99.