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This guy is a ⭐️
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This guy is a ⭐️
Ghost of future Christmas!
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Ghost of future Christmas!
September 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
😮 the onion is still funny
June 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
😮 the onion is still funny
You should teach writing classes. You’re perfecting the baseball newsletter essay (underrated genre!) and the start of today’s was *chef’s kiss*
June 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You should teach writing classes. You’re perfecting the baseball newsletter essay (underrated genre!) and the start of today’s was *chef’s kiss*
Sticking with it
June 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sticking with it
Started noticing it after the players only meeting, but too lazy to figure out how to check that
June 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Started noticing it after the players only meeting, but too lazy to figure out how to check that
Has Salvy started seeing more pitches lately? Seems like he’s on a streak taking good at bats and spitting on the slider away
June 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Has Salvy started seeing more pitches lately? Seems like he’s on a streak taking good at bats and spitting on the slider away
You gotta help out Jac in right apparently
June 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You gotta help out Jac in right apparently
“CagliaTWO!” That’s a terrible one that also requires some thinking, so even worse… anyway looking forward to reading it tomorrow!
June 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“CagliaTWO!” That’s a terrible one that also requires some thinking, so even worse… anyway looking forward to reading it tomorrow!
Was that the highest pitch ever to be hit out?
June 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Was that the highest pitch ever to be hit out?
Do you think he’s doing it for Hud?
June 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Do you think he’s doing it for Hud?
Jac Wagonione
June 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Jac Wagonione
David pls fix the offense
June 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
David pls fix the offense
“Royals find hope in John” probably wasn’t what you had in mind, but could work too
May 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“Royals find hope in John” probably wasn’t what you had in mind, but could work too
Lather, rinse, repeat
May 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Lather, rinse, repeat
So Loftin will just sit on the bench for a week before they bring up Jac, right?
May 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
So Loftin will just sit on the bench for a week before they bring up Jac, right?
They’ve hit 7 HR in every game Luke Maile has started.
May 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They’ve hit 7 HR in every game Luke Maile has started.
What happened? Don’t see him in the box score
May 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
What happened? Don’t see him in the box score
If those in-game probabilities are accurate the Rays’ win percentage shot up to 99.9% on that replay challenge
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If those in-game probabilities are accurate the Rays’ win percentage shot up to 99.9% on that replay challenge
That was an emotional rollercoaster
May 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
That was an emotional rollercoaster
Bold move to put the worst reliever out there before a day off
April 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bold move to put the worst reliever out there before a day off
Lorenzen should be hitting in this lineup
April 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Lorenzen should be hitting in this lineup