Future Mike
@futuremike.bsky.social
American xennial living in Canada. Records, music docs, sci-fi, time travel, multiverse theory, etc. Calculate infinity/store it deep inside of me
I lived in the neighborhood where Manhattan Special was made for a time. This was firmly in the past, no matter how much I try to deny the fact that time is linear.
February 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I lived in the neighborhood where Manhattan Special was made for a time. This was firmly in the past, no matter how much I try to deny the fact that time is linear.
It sounds like Manhattan Special—which is awful, no matter how much I wanted to like it.
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
It sounds like Manhattan Special—which is awful, no matter how much I wanted to like it.
I always assumed he had duplicates made—but you’re probably right. Reports are that he smells awful so makes sense.
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I always assumed he had duplicates made—but you’re probably right. Reports are that he smells awful so makes sense.
Jesus is black and God is nonbinary
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Jesus is black and God is nonbinary
Has anyone thought of using one of those big Vaudeville hook thingies?
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Has anyone thought of using one of those big Vaudeville hook thingies?
These guys look like a mixup at the factory. Like they made dogs on the smooth setting and added flipper feet.
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
These guys look like a mixup at the factory. Like they made dogs on the smooth setting and added flipper feet.
My least favorite genre: songs written by men in their 20s/30s with early onset nostalgia for the “glory days”.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My least favorite genre: songs written by men in their 20s/30s with early onset nostalgia for the “glory days”.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Worst case is he was involved and best case is he was just cool with it. But because Dems tried to get him on lesser shit the first time they can’t/wont do anything? The world desperately needs serious people in positions of power.
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Worst case is he was involved and best case is he was just cool with it. But because Dems tried to get him on lesser shit the first time they can’t/wont do anything? The world desperately needs serious people in positions of power.
Seems pretty clear that dismissing ephebophilia was always going to be the last line of defence
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Seems pretty clear that dismissing ephebophilia was always going to be the last line of defence
As someone who made aggressively bad music in the past—this line of thought is central to my being. Like Beto before him, Zohran gets a pass here.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
As someone who made aggressively bad music in the past—this line of thought is central to my being. Like Beto before him, Zohran gets a pass here.
I want to agree with you—but also I want Jack to hold elected office, so
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I want to agree with you—but also I want Jack to hold elected office, so
I mean, “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road”? What are we doing here
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I mean, “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road”? What are we doing here
For my money Paul is the dork in this equation
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
For my money Paul is the dork in this equation
Wait has it been established that Johnny was cool after all because I thought it had been the opposite?
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Wait has it been established that Johnny was cool after all because I thought it had been the opposite?
Not even a question
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Not even a question
This poll is useless. Doesn’t even suggest that he’s lost any support among those that voted for him (I’ve done the math).
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This poll is useless. Doesn’t even suggest that he’s lost any support among those that voted for him (I’ve done the math).
Brutal. I didn’t like that sac bunt.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Brutal. I didn’t like that sac bunt.
Idk but he was safe either way
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Idk but he was safe either way
Yup gotta be seasoned properly
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Yup gotta be seasoned properly
Yes, this. I mean, I’m here for wokeism and libtard political “takes” like everyone else—but the past two nights of baseball have been the “funnest” I’ve had on this app.
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yes, this. I mean, I’m here for wokeism and libtard political “takes” like everyone else—but the past two nights of baseball have been the “funnest” I’ve had on this app.
It’s the bottom of the 15th: “and a long fly out to Varsho will end the inning”
It’s the bottom of the 16th: “and a long fly out to Varsho will end the inning”
It’s the bottom of the.. (too tired to continue the joke/meme)
It’s the bottom of the 16th: “and a long fly out to Varsho will end the inning”
It’s the bottom of the.. (too tired to continue the joke/meme)
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
It’s the bottom of the 15th: “and a long fly out to Varsho will end the inning”
It’s the bottom of the 16th: “and a long fly out to Varsho will end the inning”
It’s the bottom of the.. (too tired to continue the joke/meme)
It’s the bottom of the 16th: “and a long fly out to Varsho will end the inning”
It’s the bottom of the.. (too tired to continue the joke/meme)
Ok but why won’t they let Sandy Koufax go to bed
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Ok but why won’t they let Sandy Koufax go to bed