Jesse Quaintance
@futurezone.bsky.social
Artist. Cook. Lover of music, cats, comics, toys, movies, games, the environment, integrity, and social justice.
Here is a crowd that will buy literally ANYTHING you want to sell them.
June 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Here is a crowd that will buy literally ANYTHING you want to sell them.
We're happy to use the legal removal machinery if they'll let us.
June 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
We're happy to use the legal removal machinery if they'll let us.
But he seems like he's so much fun to be around... 😂😂
June 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
But he seems like he's so much fun to be around... 😂😂
More proof American media has abandoned their responsibility in an infantile attempt to preserve their existence which would be meaningless without it.
June 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
More proof American media has abandoned their responsibility in an infantile attempt to preserve their existence which would be meaningless without it.
America is huge. There's room for normal Americans as well as crackpots and morons. We are not one type of person because some asshole won an election with lots of sketchy help from from the World's richest people.
June 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
America is huge. There's room for normal Americans as well as crackpots and morons. We are not one type of person because some asshole won an election with lots of sketchy help from from the World's richest people.
Take their masks.
June 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Take their masks.
"We understand you survive entirely on the blood of newborn babies. Can you demonstrate that for our audience?"
June 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"We understand you survive entirely on the blood of newborn babies. Can you demonstrate that for our audience?"
It's like he's literally going around taking a bite out of everyone's food. Like that Clinton SNL sketch.
June 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's like he's literally going around taking a bite out of everyone's food. Like that Clinton SNL sketch.
Stephen Miller's wife joins Elon and suddenly he has a not well explained black eye.
June 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Stephen Miller's wife joins Elon and suddenly he has a not well explained black eye.
Even Tweak and Craig eventually had to break up...
June 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Even Tweak and Craig eventually had to break up...
All that money he spent to buy the United States government and now it just seems like a terrible waste.
June 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
All that money he spent to buy the United States government and now it just seems like a terrible waste.
Actually, he's so out of it I doubt you can make him aware of his own hands at this point...
June 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Actually, he's so out of it I doubt you can make him aware of his own hands at this point...
Beware assholes who frame quotes of themselves.
June 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Beware assholes who frame quotes of themselves.
Like the "royal" Trumps would've accepted going through a vetted application process and risk people finding out the result when they could get the same NO over the phone from any number of experts if not from a University official.
May 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Like the "royal" Trumps would've accepted going through a vetted application process and risk people finding out the result when they could get the same NO over the phone from any number of experts if not from a University official.
Great track record. He's like the Howard Hughes of exploding rockets.
May 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Great track record. He's like the Howard Hughes of exploding rockets.
Democrats have FDR as the foundation of their philosophy. Republicans have Barry "No, it's not piss" Goldwater.
May 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Democrats have FDR as the foundation of their philosophy. Republicans have Barry "No, it's not piss" Goldwater.
I don't believe in haunting because by now Johnson would've been torn to pieces by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.
May 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I don't believe in haunting because by now Johnson would've been torn to pieces by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.
Mitt Romney's negative comment about his dissenters on a hot mic helped lose him the election. Those were the days.
May 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Mitt Romney's negative comment about his dissenters on a hot mic helped lose him the election. Those were the days.
Not exactly a bridge builder.
May 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Not exactly a bridge builder.