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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 18h

Find someone who looks at you the way Nick Mohammed looks at Celia Imrie

Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 1d

(I see from your comments that my experience may not have been universal, but it certainly applied to south Bucks, and my Liverpool grandparents always answered the phone with their four digits)

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 1d

Super common, everyone started with a four digit, then they rolled out adding the first two digits to take it up to 6. I still use my childhood four-digiter as the basis for most of my passwords because who even still knows it

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 1d

i think my favourite bad faith take on life of a showgirl is "onyx is black and opalite is white therefore taylor is RACIST" you guys are going to *shit* when you realise what colour the sky is at night compared with daytime 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 1d

They are everyone's punishment for skipping Better Man

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 2d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 3d

my dog's best friend came back from his holiday, what a messy and violent and aggressive reunion they had 🥰🥰🥰

Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 3d

Hasn't Amy suffered enough

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 4d

(i'm also pretty committed to using a dark paint colour on my non-feature walls, as it is a west-facing bedroom and most of my furniture is white. she is resigned to this as long as i'm willing to repaint when i eventually leave)

Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 4d

my sister is buying a house so we get to decorate rooms for the first time ever. i've spent the last week narrowing down forest mural wallpapers, and she's currently deciding between two floral skull pattern wallpapers. which is a fairly accurate representation of who we both are, i guess

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 4d

remembering the woman carrying her tiny little puppy around the park in search of nice adult dogs for socialisation, who spotted our little criminal repeatedly stealing a tennis ball from a himbo rottweiler and thought "yes, the perfect pair to help teach my dog How To Be"

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 4d

Still absolutely mind-blown that they thought Palantir was a great and totally not evil name to use

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 5d

So whatever blackmail material RuNo had to make James McArdle star in Peter Gynt has clearly been passed to Indhu Rubasingham, it's surprising she's played this card this early in her tenure tho

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 5d

my number one most unfortunately middle england opinion is that henry v ABSOLUTELY FUCKING *SLAPS* and no one can take that away from me

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 6d

hey, so, i've been looking on the internet, and i regret to inform you that the song actually romantic was written about you actually

Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 6d

intellectually, i know that SO MANY ringtones are actually classical music, but it's impossible to appreciate the scope of the problem until dan walker apparently gets a bee in his bonnet about playing them all in a single classic fm morning show

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 6d

"There's a creature on me!" #Taskmaster

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 7d

Everything else aside, this is shockingly poorly written

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 7d

That's a FUCKING BUTTERFLY CAKE NSJDHDBSBBSJSH #ROHOG

Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 8d

Crossword clues that shouldn't be tricky except that I am exactly the person I am (and it's a four-letter answer too):

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 8d

It's good to have one pure and reliable constant in my life

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 9d

picking fights on the internet about lady bracknell again, like a scab you can't stop yourself picking at

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 9d

Absolutely nothing about the trailer has convinced me to see this film, but the discourse tells me that I absolutely MUST? Feedback when you come out pls!

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 9d

Just cleared off my credit card! 🙌🏻 Now I have to renew my car insurance!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻 It never fucking STOPS!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 9d

Me to the dog on this morning's walk:

a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man

ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man

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