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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 10h

That's a nice leadoff single by Kyle Tucker, who I'll spend the next 20 years periodically remembering like, "Oh yeah he played for the Cubs for a year and seemed like he hated it."

Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 10h

Also fine if the Cubs also get rid of Matt Shaw for $20. I never need to watch him play for the Cubs again, though I suspect I'll have to endure.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 11h

Dave Kingman coded.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 11h

Look, I don't know how this will work but my offseason trade proposal is that the Cubs trade Matt Shaw to the Trump administration for Paul Skenes.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 11h

TBS claiming Dansby Swanson had the quietest ever 50-homer season.

A screenshot of the Cubs’ Dansby Swanson batting with a mistaken graphic showing that he hit 51 home runs this year.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 12h

This is a quality pull.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 12h

Boy, pretty stupid of the Brewers to score in the top of the first inning. You simply can't win ballgames that way.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 12h

hey chicago whaddya say are you gonna make me sad today

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

$15, works just fine, and it should basically last forever. www.amazon.com/dp/B089N7VQC...

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

Still thinking about how this was a game-winning touchdown.

A screenshot of the Chiefs-Jaguars game where Trevor Lawrence fell down after the snap and still scored a TD to win the game.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

Yes! I think this was my larger point but you put it more clearly.

Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 2d

Mostly had wanted to talk about my disappointment with the Cubs but also realizing I have a geographic buffer from Wisconsin that mayyy be helping me out here

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 2d

Ben Johnson watching that Trevor Lawrence stumble play

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 2d

Can only offer respect for a truly elite hater.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 2d

I do have the luxury of living much farther from Wisconsin, which surely helps any potential resentment lol

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 2d

Also, please don't take this too seriously — I'm a Cubs fan and hate them more than you ever could.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 2d

Fair.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 2d

And I don't even mean *just* money! The Cubs can and should spend more but what they do spend is spent poorly. Blame everyone.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 2d

My hot take is it's kinda lame for Cubs fans to talk about hating the Brewers so much. It's not their fault the Cubs and their vast resources aren't consistently better than a small-market team from Milwaukee. Embarrassing!

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 2d

I just don't even really like this group of guys, aside from a handful of them. It almost feels weird to root for them — like I'm doing it out of habit.

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