Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr.
@fuzzlord83.bsky.social
Man-servant to an opinionated orange tomcat.
"Did you see the slutty Naugahyde getup she was wearing? She was asking for it!"
January 26, 2026 at 4:08 AM
"Did you see the slutty Naugahyde getup she was wearing? She was asking for it!"
I feel like these could also be lyrics to a Tom Waits song.
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I feel like these could also be lyrics to a Tom Waits song.
Absolutely no dust of debris kicked up? Yeah - I'm not convinced this is real.
January 16, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Absolutely no dust of debris kicked up? Yeah - I'm not convinced this is real.
Acting like a bunch of broke ass sicarios.
January 15, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Acting like a bunch of broke ass sicarios.
Another Tarantino alias.
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Another Tarantino alias.
Someone got yeeted out of the cockpit after the initial collision.
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Someone got yeeted out of the cockpit after the initial collision.
I watched it. It was indeed shitty. Just pure shit.
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I watched it. It was indeed shitty. Just pure shit.
Face is blacked out which may represent a victim.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Face is blacked out which may represent a victim.
This world could use a shitload of homemade submarines.
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This world could use a shitload of homemade submarines.
Oh, he can do that, too. He once escaped for 6 hours after a heated argument over sushi. Specifically his displeasure of receiving a piece of tuna and not salmon.
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh, he can do that, too. He once escaped for 6 hours after a heated argument over sushi. Specifically his displeasure of receiving a piece of tuna and not salmon.
Every day I wake up to all the closet doors, bathroom cabinets, and even the drawer on the nightstand open. Pretty sure Waylon's looking for guns, drugs, and money.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Every day I wake up to all the closet doors, bathroom cabinets, and even the drawer on the nightstand open. Pretty sure Waylon's looking for guns, drugs, and money.
I wore less kit walking through Baghdad.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I wore less kit walking through Baghdad.
Homemade submarines seem to work pretty good.
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Homemade submarines seem to work pretty good.
Way before that... ask Lead Belly about them Scottsboro Boys.
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Way before that... ask Lead Belly about them Scottsboro Boys.
Some evils never grow old. youtu.be/n_pWpW4JlrM
Marc Ribot - "Bella Ciao (Goodbye Beautiful)" (feat. Tom Waits)
YouTube video by ANTI- Records
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Some evils never grow old. youtu.be/n_pWpW4JlrM
Oh hell... You're going to turn into Puma Man, aren't you?
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Oh hell... You're going to turn into Puma Man, aren't you?
Tell her what a wonderful world it would be if we got to read all the unpublished poetry from the ages.
October 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Tell her what a wonderful world it would be if we got to read all the unpublished poetry from the ages.