Duties: naps, snacks, hunting bugs, and chaos.
'Fuzzy Fascist' = satire only, this unit is proudly anti-fascist, pro-purr.
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I eat not for myself, but for the Federation. Every bite fuels the fight. A well-fed trooper is a victorious trooper. The Federation provides, and I consume.
Sergeant Flores out.
#dizzytr #orangecat #cat #satire #starshiptroopers
I eat not for myself, but for the Federation. Every bite fuels the fight. A well-fed trooper is a victorious trooper. The Federation provides, and I consume.
Sergeant Flores out.
#dizzytr #orangecat #cat #satire #starshiptroopers
Sergeant Flores has seized the console. Controller secured in feline paws, operations underway. Combat sims confirm her unmatched reflexes and unshakeable focus. Enemy defeat is inevitable.
Sergeant Flores out.
#dizzytr #orangecat #cat #satire #starshiptroopers
Sergeant Flores has seized the console. Controller secured in feline paws, operations underway. Combat sims confirm her unmatched reflexes and unshakeable focus. Enemy defeat is inevitable.
Sergeant Flores out.
#dizzytr #orangecat #cat #satire #starshiptroopers
I remember the first days. Training was harsh, discipline relentless. But the Federation forges steel from the softest paws. I endured. Service carved the rest. Service made me who I am.
Sergeant Flores out.
#dizzytr #orangecat #cat #satire #starshiptroopers
I remember the first days. Training was harsh, discipline relentless. But the Federation forges steel from the softest paws. I endured. Service carved the rest. Service made me who I am.
Sergeant Flores out.
#dizzytr #orangecat #cat #satire #starshiptroopers
At the briefing table again. Endless orders, endless missions. The burden of command is heavy, but I bear it gladly. Troopers look to me and I will not falter. The Federation persists, and so do I.
Sergeant Flores out.
#dizzytr #orangecat #cat #satire #starshiptroopers
At the briefing table again. Endless orders, endless missions. The burden of command is heavy, but I bear it gladly. Troopers look to me and I will not falter. The Federation persists, and so do I.
Sergeant Flores out.
#dizzytr #orangecat #cat #satire #starshiptroopers
Missions begin with readiness. I have stowed myself in the carrier, prepared for rapid deployment. When the Federation calls, I answer. Service demands sacrifice, even if it means cramped quarters.
Sergeant Flores out.
#dizzytr #orangecat #cat #satire #starshiptroopers
Missions begin with readiness. I have stowed myself in the carrier, prepared for rapid deployment. When the Federation calls, I answer. Service demands sacrifice, even if it means cramped quarters.
Sergeant Flores out.
#dizzytr #orangecat #cat #satire #starshiptroopers
Observation post established.
I maintain vigilance at the windowfront. No bug, bird, or suspicious civilian passes unnoticed. Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom.
Sergeant Flores out.
#dizzytr #orangecat #cat #satire #starshiptroopers
Observation post established.
I maintain vigilance at the windowfront. No bug, bird, or suspicious civilian passes unnoticed. Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom.
Sergeant Flores out.
#dizzytr #orangecat #cat #satire #starshiptroopers