Nic 🌻
@fynnyplz.bsky.social
Dogs, books, concerts, and crying over the Detroit Lions. 🩷💜💙
I go on insta for the first time in like a month and my whole feed is just Joe Burrow thirst traps. Don't get me wrong, I'm not mad. I just wanna understand
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I go on insta for the first time in like a month and my whole feed is just Joe Burrow thirst traps. Don't get me wrong, I'm not mad. I just wanna understand
I s2g someone looked at a picture of me online somewhere and went "I have an idea" and this emoji was born
December 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I s2g someone looked at a picture of me online somewhere and went "I have an idea" and this emoji was born
My fatal flaw is that I still love the Lions no matter what they do and I always will and therefore I will always be hurt
December 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My fatal flaw is that I still love the Lions no matter what they do and I always will and therefore I will always be hurt
Me during the 3rd quarter: I should turn the game off
Me during the 4th quarter: holy shit I'm so glad I didn't turn the game off
Me after watching Goff hurl himself through the air like a fucking superhero and have it all be for nothing: I should have turned the game off
Me during the 4th quarter: holy shit I'm so glad I didn't turn the game off
Me after watching Goff hurl himself through the air like a fucking superhero and have it all be for nothing: I should have turned the game off
December 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Me during the 3rd quarter: I should turn the game off
Me during the 4th quarter: holy shit I'm so glad I didn't turn the game off
Me after watching Goff hurl himself through the air like a fucking superhero and have it all be for nothing: I should have turned the game off
Me during the 4th quarter: holy shit I'm so glad I didn't turn the game off
Me after watching Goff hurl himself through the air like a fucking superhero and have it all be for nothing: I should have turned the game off
I just want Jared Goff to know how much I love & respect him, he played a fucking phenomenal game yesterday. It really blows that Detroit is always playing against the zebras in addition to whatever NFL team we're facing. Doesn't really seem fair but what do I know
December 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I just want Jared Goff to know how much I love & respect him, he played a fucking phenomenal game yesterday. It really blows that Detroit is always playing against the zebras in addition to whatever NFL team we're facing. Doesn't really seem fair but what do I know
Planning to be riotously high tonight such that the potential negative outcome of tonight's game will not affect me in any way
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Planning to be riotously high tonight such that the potential negative outcome of tonight's game will not affect me in any way
Hi I'm Nic and I'm a Lions fan-- [hundreds of pictures of Cam Skattebo fall out of my pockets] Oh my god those aren't mine, who put those there-- [they scatter on the wind] FUCK [jumping & reaching to get them back] I don't know how these got here I swear to god-- [crying as they float away]
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hi I'm Nic and I'm a Lions fan-- [hundreds of pictures of Cam Skattebo fall out of my pockets] Oh my god those aren't mine, who put those there-- [they scatter on the wind] FUCK [jumping & reaching to get them back] I don't know how these got here I swear to god-- [crying as they float away]
Yeah so it turns out this person is me. I wrote it. SOMEONE HAD TO OKAY
Someone somewhere has written JJ McCarthy/Nine selfcest. They may not have posted it. But I fully believe it exists
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Yeah so it turns out this person is me. I wrote it. SOMEONE HAD TO OKAY
Fuck it. Bears to the Super Bowl. I don't even care anymore
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Fuck it. Bears to the Super Bowl. I don't even care anymore
Someone somewhere has written JJ McCarthy/Nine selfcest. They may not have posted it. But I fully believe it exists
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Someone somewhere has written JJ McCarthy/Nine selfcest. They may not have posted it. But I fully believe it exists
Now i need people to stop walking behind me in the cafeteria so I can work on this d*rtt*bo fic in peace lmaoooo
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Now i need people to stop walking behind me in the cafeteria so I can work on this d*rtt*bo fic in peace lmaoooo
And doesn't that just encapsulate the feeling of being a Lions fan. "Could be worse!" I'm kidding I love this team. I love them. I love them okay everything is fine
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
And doesn't that just encapsulate the feeling of being a Lions fan. "Could be worse!" I'm kidding I love this team. I love them. I love them okay everything is fine
I fell asleep during the 3rd quarter of our game yesterday and woke up in the middle of the night from a dream in which we got blown out by the titans. Then i checked the score and was like "well thank god, it could have been worse" lmaooooo
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I fell asleep during the 3rd quarter of our game yesterday and woke up in the middle of the night from a dream in which we got blown out by the titans. Then i checked the score and was like "well thank god, it could have been worse" lmaooooo
lmao I'm assuming this was bears & vikings. I had this sentiment yesterday as well
I hope both teams lose tonight 🙏😊
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
lmao I'm assuming this was bears & vikings. I had this sentiment yesterday as well
I hope both teams lose tonight 🙏😊
September 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I hope both teams lose tonight 🙏😊
My life would be so much easier if I could simply not care about football
September 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My life would be so much easier if I could simply not care about football
I was thinking that oz is a dumb abbreviation for ounce but so is everything else that could be used. ou? oc? No worse than oz I guess
August 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I was thinking that oz is a dumb abbreviation for ounce but so is everything else that could be used. ou? oc? No worse than oz I guess
To clarify, I was thinking about a 62 (fluid) oz cup filled with mac & cheese but I would also accept approx 4 pounds of mac & cheese served in whatever vessel would fit that. I could probably still eat it all
August 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
To clarify, I was thinking about a 62 (fluid) oz cup filled with mac & cheese but I would also accept approx 4 pounds of mac & cheese served in whatever vessel would fit that. I could probably still eat it all
Basically I want a Big Gulp of mac & cheese. Just go to town on that thing
August 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Basically I want a Big Gulp of mac & cheese. Just go to town on that thing
Just wanna sit down with approx 62 oz of Panera mac & cheese
August 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just wanna sit down with approx 62 oz of Panera mac & cheese
Sometimes I have very important thoughts that must be immediately shared
August 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sometimes I have very important thoughts that must be immediately shared
I literally just told a friend earlier today "I don't use bsky anymore" lol
August 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I literally just told a friend earlier today "I don't use bsky anymore" lol
Hey guys I think the cannibal guy had a crush on the fbi guy what do you think lmao
August 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hey guys I think the cannibal guy had a crush on the fbi guy what do you think lmao
Y'all remember when Hannibal was like "If I saw you every day, forever, Will, I would remember this time"
August 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Y'all remember when Hannibal was like "If I saw you every day, forever, Will, I would remember this time"
Multiple times I've written a fandom's first college AU. What can I say. Someone has to do it.
August 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Multiple times I've written a fandom's first college AU. What can I say. Someone has to do it.