Marathon Prep ☀️🌡️

CW: #Musk, #Micro

I may be small, but if I EVER catch someone even smaller than me, I will absolutely make you regret ever being such a pathetic size

Though, I'm sure after the first month @macetheskunk.bsky.social will learn to appreciate his new life as my plug~

AMAZING art by the fantastic @pozolebun.bsky.social

Sniff it dweeb...

CW: #Musk, #AV, #Micro, #Noncon

Just hold your breath dude you'll be fine 💕

CW: #Musk, #AV, #Micro, #Noncon

Remember, deep breaths through the nose, hold for ten seconds, exhale, repeat. 💕

CW: #Musk, #Gas, #Micro

Rest in peace lil guy ☠️

CW: #AV, #Musk, #Micro, #Gas, #Noncon

A neat easy trick to escape this cold: ask your local extra thicc charizard!

Couldn't help myself... :>

😇

CW: #AV, #Noncon, #Micro

Thoroughly pinned!🤼

I completely forgot that today was Pass Gas Day, but Cypress here was kind enough to remind me and help me to celebrate~