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Moist Owlet (Flushable)

@g-sharp-major.bsky.social

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Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets. Also Quite Bad At Chess.

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · Jan 1

🚨 2025 HOBBIES & MEDIA 🚨

This pinned post is where I will *attempt* to organize and consolidate items related to hobbies (miniature modeling & painting, board games, playing music), and media (books, movies, TV, drawing, writing text or music).

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 5h

Hellyeah! First Home Opener Victory in franchise history!

That’s the way to start a season!

#NHL #Hockey #Kraken #SeattleKraken #SeaKraken #ANASEA

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 5h

Putting up an insurance goal, McCann nets his first of the year.

Seattle up 3-1.

#NHL #Hockey #Kraken #SeattleKraken #SeaKraken #ANASEA

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Department of Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 6h

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 6h

Are you calling Nog short?

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 6h

After letting Anaheim tie it up in the first period, Mason Marchment gets the lead back for the Kraken!

Seattle up 2-1.

#NHL #Hockey #Kraken #SeattleKraken #SeaKraken #ANASEA

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 7h

Meme image of Kermit the Frog speaking into a payphone, captioned “Hello, police. I’d like to report a homicide.”

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Don't Fret. It Adores You @seed-corn-thoughts.bsky.social · 8h

I remember when the phrase "They make a desert, and call it 'peace'" had cultural cachet.
Hell, remember when this site was howling their heads off about that one Evangelical talking about "The sin of empathy?"
Y'all believe the same shit as her, you just have different circles.

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 7h

Nordic culture, you say?

a cartoon character with a surprised look on his face is standing in front of a clock that shows the time as 1:15

Alt: <Frozen-Oaken-Big-Summer-Blowout-dot-gif>

media.tenor.com

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 7h

Vince Dunn with the first score of the season!

Seattle up 1-0!

#NHL #Hockey #Kraken #SeattleKraken #SeaKraken #ANASEA

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 7h

Exactly.

GSA per diem for lodging in Orlando in July 2025 was $140/night.

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 7h

Right? I’m pretty sure that hotel doesn’t have rooms at or below current GSA lodging rates.

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 7h

This is The Way.

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah, that’s kinda what I figured.

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 8h

Nearly puck drop!

#NHL #Hockey #Kraken #SeattleKraken #SeaKraken

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 8h

I would pay good American dollars to observe this attempt.

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 8h

What in the A C T U A L???

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 8h

"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room.

Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 8h

More like “playmore”.

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 8h

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING bsky.app/profile/g-sh...

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · Jun 2

Spanberger is going to win the governorship of Virginia.

Then she’s going to be elected (and re-elected) President.

She’s closing the VA/NJ loop that Woodrow Wilson broke open.

The timeline will be restored!

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 8h

That was funny as f•ck, tho.

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t even like the Dodgers.

But I love seeing the Phillies lose.

And especially losing on the most garbage-level, slippery-gloved, doofy-as-f•ck error play makes it SO much better.

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 8h

SUCK IT, HARPER!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Photo from the Los Angeles Dodgers Twitter/X account celebrating their 2-1 win over the Philadelphia Phillies in Game 5 of the National League Division Series.

The Dodgers win the NLDS 3 games to one.

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 9h

As a Kraken fan who lives in the Eastern time zone, I agree wholeheartedly.

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 10h

I mean… bsky.app/profile/g-sh...

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · Dec 25

Gonna tell my kids this was lutefisk:

Photo of a single red Swedish Fish candy.

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 10h

Meh, we’ll take any old wind that blows.

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 10h

So much this:

maximally entangled sarah @sarahnemy.bsky.social · 10h

we won’t really be a safe, healthy functioning democracy until we make congress start wielding its constitutional powers

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