Alex
@gabagooligan.bsky.social
Bikes, pizza, color theory. Grad student in like vision science or something idk I just wanna look at your retinas
Formerly im_walkin_here on the other site, NJ->LA->DC
Formerly im_walkin_here on the other site, NJ->LA->DC
My 3rd favorite danish pro cyclist is trying to recruit me to join his neuroscience lab
May 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My 3rd favorite danish pro cyclist is trying to recruit me to join his neuroscience lab
Seeing the shit that gets published in decent journals makes me despair
I’m just gonna write slop that took me a weekend and submit it man, there’s no point
I’m just gonna write slop that took me a weekend and submit it man, there’s no point
May 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Seeing the shit that gets published in decent journals makes me despair
I’m just gonna write slop that took me a weekend and submit it man, there’s no point
I’m just gonna write slop that took me a weekend and submit it man, there’s no point
It’s time for elite schools to stop admitting kids of people in the administration
If they hate these universities so much, make them put their money where there mouth is and send their kids to a non-woke school
If they hate these universities so much, make them put their money where there mouth is and send their kids to a non-woke school
May 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It’s time for elite schools to stop admitting kids of people in the administration
If they hate these universities so much, make them put their money where there mouth is and send their kids to a non-woke school
If they hate these universities so much, make them put their money where there mouth is and send their kids to a non-woke school
I talk shit about being a grad student but really I have the best job in the world. I’m low key blessed
May 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I talk shit about being a grad student but really I have the best job in the world. I’m low key blessed
I’m at a major conference and our niche mailing list is full of old professors out-of-office replies getting sent as reply-alls and pinging everyone’s inbox every 12 seconds
May 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m at a major conference and our niche mailing list is full of old professors out-of-office replies getting sent as reply-alls and pinging everyone’s inbox every 12 seconds
Just had the best most crackpot experiment idea. It would only require a subject to be in a scanner for 39^7 seconds. That’s nothing!
hold on I’m being told that is the equivalent of 1.5 million days
hold on I’m being told that is the equivalent of 1.5 million days
May 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just had the best most crackpot experiment idea. It would only require a subject to be in a scanner for 39^7 seconds. That’s nothing!
hold on I’m being told that is the equivalent of 1.5 million days
hold on I’m being told that is the equivalent of 1.5 million days
Met one of the people who developed the Olo color at a conference yesterday
“Eh honestly it wasn’t that cool. It’s like a bluer blue”
“Eh honestly it wasn’t that cool. It’s like a bluer blue”
May 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Met one of the people who developed the Olo color at a conference yesterday
“Eh honestly it wasn’t that cool. It’s like a bluer blue”
“Eh honestly it wasn’t that cool. It’s like a bluer blue”
Reposted by Alex
Very quickly, the state, especially state Democrats, need to figure out how to stop messaging that insurance companies are greedy, bloodsucking vampires and instead say that these are the externalities of climate change we have known about for decades finally coming due.
May 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Very quickly, the state, especially state Democrats, need to figure out how to stop messaging that insurance companies are greedy, bloodsucking vampires and instead say that these are the externalities of climate change we have known about for decades finally coming due.
I’m so burnt out on tech I’m considering going to fucking optometry school dawg
May 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m so burnt out on tech I’m considering going to fucking optometry school dawg
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Anime forever. We begin tariffing in 5 minutes
May 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Anime forever. We begin tariffing in 5 minutes
do think its deeply funny I get ads to apply to the university I am currently a student at. Like yes, your advertising worked
May 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
do think its deeply funny I get ads to apply to the university I am currently a student at. Like yes, your advertising worked
about to down a twisted tea and start grading finals. Whatever grade these undergrads get is up to the gods
May 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
about to down a twisted tea and start grading finals. Whatever grade these undergrads get is up to the gods
BEHOLD my glorious new image compression scheme. Which would you rather have? The disgusting old JPEG? Or my new scheme, JPEG but worse?
May 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
BEHOLD my glorious new image compression scheme. Which would you rather have? The disgusting old JPEG? Or my new scheme, JPEG but worse?
hecking pupper gets sent to the s̵̗̪̪͉͎̎̚h̵̪͙̱͑̒̈́́͛͘͝ȃ̵̧̺͈̬̱̇́͝d̶̮̩͍̫̪̹̽̾̂͆̉̕o̴͈͂͌̔̂́̽̚͠w̵͍̜̲͗ ̷̹̦̇͒͒̇͜ȑ̴̛̳̭̫e̶̳̍͊̀a̸̝̳̍̉̐ļ̶̤̖̘͕̟̩̑̾̃̿̃̚͝m̶̨̗͇̯͋̍͗̐
May 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
hecking pupper gets sent to the s̵̗̪̪͉͎̎̚h̵̪͙̱͑̒̈́́͛͘͝ȃ̵̧̺͈̬̱̇́͝d̶̮̩͍̫̪̹̽̾̂͆̉̕o̴͈͂͌̔̂́̽̚͠w̵͍̜̲͗ ̷̹̦̇͒͒̇͜ȑ̴̛̳̭̫e̶̳̍͊̀a̸̝̳̍̉̐ļ̶̤̖̘͕̟̩̑̾̃̿̃̚͝m̶̨̗͇̯͋̍͗̐
Just interviewed for a job where I get to ride my bike for 8 hours a day and repair trails around DC and be friendly to people on the trails. Genuinely don't think its possible for a better job to exist
May 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Just interviewed for a job where I get to ride my bike for 8 hours a day and repair trails around DC and be friendly to people on the trails. Genuinely don't think its possible for a better job to exist
The most interesting deep learning talk of all time, they're calling it
April 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The most interesting deep learning talk of all time, they're calling it
I just know that this is the most frustrating result possible for JJ McCullough personally so at least thats very funny
April 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I just know that this is the most frustrating result possible for JJ McCullough personally so at least thats very funny
it is an incredible day to be a hater haha god bless America and the National Football League
April 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
it is an incredible day to be a hater haha god bless America and the National Football League
Getting accused of being a Will Stancil sockpuppet by someone with multiple personalities, this site is starting to get its juice
Just need a right-winger to start calling me slurs and it'll be like we never left
Just need a right-winger to start calling me slurs and it'll be like we never left
April 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Getting accused of being a Will Stancil sockpuppet by someone with multiple personalities, this site is starting to get its juice
Just need a right-winger to start calling me slurs and it'll be like we never left
Just need a right-winger to start calling me slurs and it'll be like we never left
potentially 2 patent applications in progress this summer 👀
won't post details, don't wanna get scooped
won't post details, don't wanna get scooped
April 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
potentially 2 patent applications in progress this summer 👀
won't post details, don't wanna get scooped
won't post details, don't wanna get scooped
Favorite bike company (Skream) just announced they are no longer selling to the united states. Getting real unfortunately
April 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Favorite bike company (Skream) just announced they are no longer selling to the united states. Getting real unfortunately
waked up easter mornng. he is straight up "risen" and by "he", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits
April 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
waked up easter mornng. he is straight up "risen" and by "he", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits
what do I, a normal-looking white guy, gotta do to look like Pedro Pascal when I get older
April 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
what do I, a normal-looking white guy, gotta do to look like Pedro Pascal when I get older
Senator Van Hollen was born in PAKISTAN? Did his elementary school in India, and didn't move to the US until high school?
fucking based multicultural king
fucking based multicultural king
April 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Senator Van Hollen was born in PAKISTAN? Did his elementary school in India, and didn't move to the US until high school?
fucking based multicultural king
fucking based multicultural king