simon says spit on it
February 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
simon says spit on it
if i ever become an option, don’t choose me
January 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
if i ever become an option, don’t choose me
i don’t throw footballs,
i throw shade
i throw shade
January 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i don’t throw footballs,
i throw shade
i throw shade
don’t fuckin bark
if you can’t fuckin bite
if you can’t fuckin bite
January 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
don’t fuckin bark
if you can’t fuckin bite
if you can’t fuckin bite
fun fact: 203.8 cups of Mountain Dew Baja Blast is a lethal dose
January 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
fun fact: 203.8 cups of Mountain Dew Baja Blast is a lethal dose
shampoo implies the
existence of shampiss
existence of shampiss
January 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
shampoo implies the
existence of shampiss
existence of shampiss
“you’re such a good boy”
me:
me:
January 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“you’re such a good boy”
me:
me:
shine so bright it burns their fucking eyes
January 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
shine so bright it burns their fucking eyes
i want to go to space so my
heart can be weightless
heart can be weightless
January 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
i want to go to space so my
heart can be weightless
heart can be weightless
i was not made for earth life
January 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
i was not made for earth life
i know it’s morning cuz i hate everyone
January 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i know it’s morning cuz i hate everyone
everything will be okay when the worms eat my body
January 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
everything will be okay when the worms eat my body
look both ways before you cross me
January 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
look both ways before you cross me
sometimes it’s just the fear of prison food that stops me
January 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
sometimes it’s just the fear of prison food that stops me
i thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear
January 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
i thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear
spongebob never got his license because sponges scrub. And scrubs belong in the passenger side of their best friends ride.
January 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
spongebob never got his license because sponges scrub. And scrubs belong in the passenger side of their best friends ride.
beauty doesn’t need a beholder.
January 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
beauty doesn’t need a beholder.
i don’t wish you the best
i don’t wish you anything at all
i don’t wish you anything at all
January 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
i don’t wish you the best
i don’t wish you anything at all
i don’t wish you anything at all
i think i would thrive in hell
January 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i think i would thrive in hell
knuckle blood & dandelions
January 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
knuckle blood & dandelions
dangerously delicate
January 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
dangerously delicate
don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone belongs
January 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone belongs
every single time something bad happens to me i know it’s god punishing me because i said Britney Spears suffered more than jesus did but that still don’t make it any less true
January 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
every single time something bad happens to me i know it’s god punishing me because i said Britney Spears suffered more than jesus did but that still don’t make it any less true
take your best shot, snow white
~ Julia
~ Julia
January 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
take your best shot, snow white
~ Julia
~ Julia
i know my worth, but sometimes i have a little ✨sale✨
January 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i know my worth, but sometimes i have a little ✨sale✨