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Gabe Graziani
@gabegraziani.bsky.social
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I'm Gabe Graziani, former community management manager guy at some videogame companies. Opinions = mine, he/him
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LFG... this is but a fraction of his silver screen power.
A screenshot of a portion of Steven Tobolowsky's filmography, including movie posters for: Garfield: The Movie Single White Female Freakier Friday Mississippi Burning The Glimmer Man Bird on a Wire Mr. Magoo Mr. Peabody and Sherman Memento
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Cleaning up the basement... I think I just found a critter buddy's stash of tasty almonds.
A photo of a small pile of five almonds on a concrete basement floor. A fifteen pound barbell weight has been lifted at an angle to show off the nuts that had been hidden there.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Or a slicked back Mordecai from Regular Show.
A screenshot of Mordecai, an anthropomorphic blue jay from the animated Cartoon Network series Regular Show. He has a confused look on his face.
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Probably some Rat Fink in there, I imagine...
An extremely bizarre rendering by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth of a giant green rat with bulbous eyes, an exaggerated grin filled with sharp teeth, a protruding, curled tongue and flies buzzing around it driving a hot rod with flames coming out of the exhaust pipes.
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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For those of you who aren't in the frosty northern reaches, far from the city's light pollution...
A photo of the Aurora Borealis looking directly at its... apex? origin? source? The sheets all seem to converge at a point that is not directly overhead, but slightly tilted towards a southern direction. A photo of the night sky with a red sheet of the Aurora Borealis on the left and green closer to the horizon. Dark treetops fringed with snow are in the foreground. A wider shot of the driveway and road with red and green Aurora sheets visible in the night sky. A photo of the night sky with green and red sheets of the Aurora Borealis scintillating. Dark treetops fringed with snow are in the foreground.
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Oh shit, and I got to go to the Xbox One launch in NYC because AC4 was a launch title!
A photo of a stage with a bright green banner that displays the Xbox One logo surrounded by several green spotlights and the silhouettes of a crowd of people in the audience.
October 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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It looks like this is basically an AI version of Dragon's Lair or Space Ace, where all of the interaction is restricted to a limited number of options... but this is worse, because you apparently must select these with your mouse from a few boxes at the bottom of the screen.
A screenshot of this AI slop "game" showing a soldier jogging down a street, there are three text boxes at the bottom of the screen that list options for the player including: Dive into the Uptown subway. Push up Broadway behind the bus. Cut right, climb the fire escape.
October 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Enjoying Baby Steps, buuuuuuut the control scheme is bleeding into my actual life a little more than I'm comfortable with. Especially going up stairs. It is very weird!
Box art for the game Baby Steps which shows the title in the center of the screen along with the main character, a caked up adult man in his late 20s dressed in dark gray stained long underwear, with his back to the viewer. He is standing in a field of short brown grass, staring up at a mountain in the distance.
October 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Oh wow. I didn't expect this score but I found a perfectly topical game to go with it, imho.

Bluefacts.app
IGN review score for Hollow Knight, text on the image says: "Get ready for Silksong - Read our Hollow Knight review 9.4 Editors Choice" A link to their "Review scoring" rubric "Amazing Hollow Knight's rich works and incredible depth of content will make you want to explore its caves for dozens of hours."
September 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I mean...
A close up of the name of the quoted poster which includes the tag "Megan McArdle Follower".
September 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Did I ever show you my Aerial? That kit is super fun!!
A photo of a finished Mobile Suit Gundam Aerial model kit, posed on a self-healing mat holding its shield in front while preparing to swing its laser sword.
September 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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You know it's legit because she's got that "mipeaps" tattoo that only the most honest of women are allowed to get.
A close-up screengrab of the woman's neck in the previous video, which shows a tattoo of what is supposed to be cursive text, but is clearly bungled in classic AI nonsense fashion. It appears to say, "mipeaps, " and then just weird shapes.
September 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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If you see this, QTP with a title when that's iconic to you
The title screen for Phantasy Star 2 showing two giant robed women floating in space reaching out to the title at the center of the screen with the three planets of the Algo star system in the background.
September 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I feel, with great conviction, that not enough reverence is paid to the classic and humble meatloaf sandwich.
A photo of a meatloaf sandwich on a Kaiser roll with mayo.
August 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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as one does
A close up still from the video showing a young man with a blue shirt that says, simply, "SPORTS" and holding a white hat while calmly watching a professional tennis player absolutely lose his shit and destroy a racquet.
August 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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It is an indictment of the resist lib movement on this site that this account has almost 50k followers.

These marks will blindly follow anybody who uses the correct hashtags (and promises not to dm, for some reason).
Post from @tales-typose.bsky.social This is a thread 🧵 You know what, I used to love & support the trans community on this site. But you people won't support the only democratic fighter & leader we have, Gavin Newsom and all you do is trash him for not wanting trans women in womens sports. JFC there are 5 tabs women in sports. I no longer support your community. Please block me now and save me the trouble. Trashing the only leader that has stepped up to the plate and fight and you people don't even vote if you don't get your way. Get out of our way we've got work to do to save our country and democracy! 🖕
August 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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One of my most prizes possessions is an original inked page by @oeming.bsky.social!
A photo of a framed, inked black and white page from Powers, the comic book.
August 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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That movie includes one of my favorite gifs of all time! (In video form below because Bsky can't import gifs.)
August 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Shocking nobody:
A screenshot of the user Bottle White (@whitewaterbottle.bsky.social) with the tag "JD Vance Follower" applied.
August 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Kind of gives away the game at the end of the bio here... Love to live in the Imperial States of America!
A screenshot of this weirdo's bio, which says: "Blue so the way through. 💙 Total disdain for #45 and his band of Carpetbaggers! Left alone they will destroy the Empire.
July 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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How is this not...
An image of a yellow straight mouthed emoji with its eyes closed and the words "I pretend I do not see it"
July 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Spending some of this period of joblessness on refreshing my dormant professional deli worker skills.
A sub sandwich on white hoagie roll with light mayo, mustard, roast chicken, smoked ham, surgically thin sliced tomato and shredded iceberg lettuce.
July 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Come on...
A screenshot of the introduction to his article which shows people crossing a street with the text, "Characters in a video game version of "The Matrix" seemed to be gaining sentience thanks to an A.I. program."
July 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I just noticed that there is a friendly bear in the wood grain of this credenza.
A photo of the front of a 3 drawer credenza. The wood grain ripple pattern forms the rough outline of a bear's head, ears, shoulders and body. There are small dark knot patches where the bear's eyes, nose, mouth and even paws would be.
July 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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I took this screenshot without considering that I would have to provide alt text and now I'm not sure I can go through with this...
A close up screenshot of the map purporting to depict the most popular foods in each State from the original post - it is focused on four states (clockwise, from the top left: Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri and Kansas). Nebraska: WILD RICE (picture: a very weird croissant kind of thing or maybe a stuffed chicken breast?) Iowa: CONN (picture: an Uncrustable pb&j sandwich pocket kind of deal) Missouri: PASTIG (picture: that's a ham sandwich, maybe grilled) Kansas: DEEP-D'PIZA (picture: a cherry pie with an extra fringe of crust)
July 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM