Gabe (disdainful)
@gabelacques.bsky.social
Grim but fair. Baseball for the USA Today.
(obligatory Lauryn Hill punctuality crack)
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
(obligatory Lauryn Hill punctuality crack)
this looks crooked as all hell.
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
this looks crooked as all hell.
and they're murdering in Gaza again, as anyone could have anticipated.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
and they're murdering in Gaza again, as anyone could have anticipated.
maybe just set up a bank of iPads with subs to every major publication. People can browse on a per-minute-ish basis. And sell gum. Voila!
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
maybe just set up a bank of iPads with subs to every major publication. People can browse on a per-minute-ish basis. And sell gum. Voila!
loved that one on Vermont and, I think, Melbourne. It's probably been closed for a decade.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
loved that one on Vermont and, I think, Melbourne. It's probably been closed for a decade.
this draw is a gathering of the Very Worst and then those who are Acceptably Benign to the masses. In other words, Kevin Hart and a Manning brother.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
this draw is a gathering of the Very Worst and then those who are Acceptably Benign to the masses. In other words, Kevin Hart and a Manning brother.
Appropriate, since he really went down a grim path once he moved into Mike's den and used beads instead of a door for entry.
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Appropriate, since he really went down a grim path once he moved into Mike's den and used beads instead of a door for entry.
the man pitched in 45 ballparks!
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
the man pitched in 45 ballparks!
You can almost hear the consultants: "Dammit, people are coming to the games again.....guess we'll do Fanfest. Sighhhh..."
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You can almost hear the consultants: "Dammit, people are coming to the games again.....guess we'll do Fanfest. Sighhhh..."
man, there are Twins fans on here who said the exact same thing. Price doubled, but "all you can eat ballpark food."
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
man, there are Twins fans on here who said the exact same thing. Price doubled, but "all you can eat ballpark food."
I'm perfectly fine with multiple years passing sans inductees. Pass the hat for Cooperstown's chamber of commerce if we must.
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm perfectly fine with multiple years passing sans inductees. Pass the hat for Cooperstown's chamber of commerce if we must.
would be so easy to finish off the headline with "...after months of targeting highly-ranked Black officers' or whatnot
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
would be so easy to finish off the headline with "...after months of targeting highly-ranked Black officers' or whatnot
"We'll have to tack another $500 million onto your stadium costs to unsubscribe you.."
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"We'll have to tack another $500 million onto your stadium costs to unsubscribe you.."
that revenue sharing % is insane and the other major sports unions should be pointing this out in solidarity.
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
that revenue sharing % is insane and the other major sports unions should be pointing this out in solidarity.
Hmmmmm. I’d say that’s ok so long as it’s on a slightly higher level than hot dogs and nachos!
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hmmmmm. I’d say that’s ok so long as it’s on a slightly higher level than hot dogs and nachos!
Also describes the quandary Orlando faced in 1992: "Do we draft Shaq _____?"
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Also describes the quandary Orlando faced in 1992: "Do we draft Shaq _____?"