Gabe Puratekuta
gabepuratekuta.bsky.social
Gabe Puratekuta
@gabepuratekuta.bsky.social
Gamer and wordsmith.
Still wondering why anyone bothers to pay attention to me...

Empathy is never bad!
Everyone would be SO MUCH happier if he would just stop everything.
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Zero AI use during development.
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Tuesday Mart Food! Yum!
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Fritzi wants him dead so she can run away with his wife.
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Is shaving my head part if it?
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Which is which?
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Go the Casino Royale route and make it an alias for every agent?
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Why is he always shirtless!
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Sluggo has a sister?
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Puffy cheeks.
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
His hat left him to take a safe wee.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Maricela disappeared!
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Like there's ever a bad day to.
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It is cute. Then again, I tend to like most haircuts women get.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I did not give you permission to write an article about me.
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Sorry, I can't come in today. I was abducted by aliens again."
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'm the latter.
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Don't you dare touch her trademark!
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Not my favorite episode.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Our education system is failing them.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM