I want to do all the hormones all at once just to see what happens
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I want to do all the hormones all at once just to see what happens
Everyone get way more homoerotic RIGHT NOW!!
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Everyone get way more homoerotic RIGHT NOW!!
“ did you just blow in from stupidville?” Yes bro I live there and commute everyday 😔🙄
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“ did you just blow in from stupidville?” Yes bro I live there and commute everyday 😔🙄
I hope I get to be a beautiful lil freak some day
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I hope I get to be a beautiful lil freak some day
I have so much energy because I just love the world so much I think I need like a hamster wheel to run on
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I have so much energy because I just love the world so much I think I need like a hamster wheel to run on
Wish I could shower with headphones on
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Wish I could shower with headphones on
They wouldn’t call it an Instagram reel if it was fake 🙌
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
They wouldn’t call it an Instagram reel if it was fake 🙌
This year I’m going to wish for my birthday to stop being attracted to straight men 🤞
October 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This year I’m going to wish for my birthday to stop being attracted to straight men 🤞
The good life that Plato was talking about is actually just making out with your friends 🙌
October 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The good life that Plato was talking about is actually just making out with your friends 🙌
Angel and devil on my shoulders- both of them have a gun to my head 😛🤷♂️
September 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Angel and devil on my shoulders- both of them have a gun to my head 😛🤷♂️
Nobody’s real when they in the phone
September 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Nobody’s real when they in the phone
I’ve talked to too many men this week I’m ready to be evil again
September 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’ve talked to too many men this week I’m ready to be evil again
I start prepping for my birthday (depression) early by saying shit like “ I’m about to turn 23” 2 months ahead of time. I think it’ll work this year 🤭🤞
September 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I start prepping for my birthday (depression) early by saying shit like “ I’m about to turn 23” 2 months ahead of time. I think it’ll work this year 🤭🤞
How tf do you pickle a ball n why all the white people doing it rn
September 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
How tf do you pickle a ball n why all the white people doing it rn
Wearing linen pants I feel probably the same way a girl in yoga pants does. Cunt as fuck
August 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Wearing linen pants I feel probably the same way a girl in yoga pants does. Cunt as fuck
I think I’m re-wiring the electrical currents in my body. I can fix me
August 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I think I’m re-wiring the electrical currents in my body. I can fix me
I hate watching weightlifting because I can never forget that post that was like “ one time I pushed myself weightlifting and I went home and shit blood”
Real or not it lives in my head
Real or not it lives in my head
August 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I hate watching weightlifting because I can never forget that post that was like “ one time I pushed myself weightlifting and I went home and shit blood”
Real or not it lives in my head
Real or not it lives in my head
If I could have a button implanted to skip and rewind Spotify songs I would.
August 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If I could have a button implanted to skip and rewind Spotify songs I would.
Imagine me walking into my g*n safety training class and complaining that it won’t fit in the pocket of my short shorts
July 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Imagine me walking into my g*n safety training class and complaining that it won’t fit in the pocket of my short shorts
I have a very hard time being confident bc I am never sure I am fully grasping reality tbh
April 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I have a very hard time being confident bc I am never sure I am fully grasping reality tbh
My dad is fighting with Venmo to deactivate his account and he just asked Venmo to send him their id and a photo so he can trust them 😂😂 he’s so fr rn
April 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My dad is fighting with Venmo to deactivate his account and he just asked Venmo to send him their id and a photo so he can trust them 😂😂 he’s so fr rn
Tired of being a lover I’m ready to manipulate men
March 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Tired of being a lover I’m ready to manipulate men
If I did drugs I'd probably be like really good at them. Tee hee
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March 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If I did drugs I'd probably be like really good at them. Tee hee
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Born to be someone’s manic pixie dream girl. Forced to go through psychosis by myself.
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March 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Born to be someone’s manic pixie dream girl. Forced to go through psychosis by myself.
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Everything I do has a meaning, sometimes it just means I’m crazy
March 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Everything I do has a meaning, sometimes it just means I’m crazy