GabeTwoThousand
@gabetwothousand.bsky.social
the horrors are incomprehensible, yet I remain silly
(Illinois, US - he/him)
(Illinois, US - he/him)
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Found this crusty mp4 in an old folder labeled "skype memes". It's from a by-gone era when dudes with k-on profile pics weren't 99% nazis.
Reposted by GabeTwoThousand
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
twas the night before night before christmas
and all through the all through the house
and all through the all through the house
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
twas the night before night before christmas
and all through the all through the house
and all through the all through the house
a framed photo of the him right there on the mantle lol
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
a framed photo of the him right there on the mantle lol
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
i think this screenshot about sums up the chunk of the Epstein files they released and their redactions.
i wonder what real estate broker he had ties to. i guess we'll never know.
i wonder what real estate broker he had ties to. i guess we'll never know.
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i think this screenshot about sums up the chunk of the Epstein files they released and their redactions.
i wonder what real estate broker he had ties to. i guess we'll never know.
i wonder what real estate broker he had ties to. i guess we'll never know.
look out ladies, i am gaming
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
look out ladies, i am gaming
Just an open reminder that even if all jobs were somehow replaced with AI, no one will be able to buy those products or services because no one will have a job and the oligarchs that pushed for this will be the dog that finally caught the car and will realize they had no plan for what to do with it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just an open reminder that even if all jobs were somehow replaced with AI, no one will be able to buy those products or services because no one will have a job and the oligarchs that pushed for this will be the dog that finally caught the car and will realize they had no plan for what to do with it.
you're telling me a horse mouthed this gift?
October 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
you're telling me a horse mouthed this gift?
Reposted by GabeTwoThousand
Jesus goddamn fucking christ is there anything ai hasn't fucked up completely
October 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Jesus goddamn fucking christ is there anything ai hasn't fucked up completely
Really wish messenger wouldn't auto-correct emoticons to emojis.
:/ isn't the same vibe as the emoji replacement.
At least with other platforms, I can manually undo the replacement.
:/ isn't the same vibe as the emoji replacement.
At least with other platforms, I can manually undo the replacement.
October 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Really wish messenger wouldn't auto-correct emoticons to emojis.
:/ isn't the same vibe as the emoji replacement.
At least with other platforms, I can manually undo the replacement.
:/ isn't the same vibe as the emoji replacement.
At least with other platforms, I can manually undo the replacement.
last vacation day was full of fun. got cavities filled for 2.5 hours at the dentist, then cleaned, when i got home, my car window motor died so after cleaning cat puke from the carpet, I drove 45 min to the shop so i could wait another 1.5 hours for them to roll it up for me and quote me $1000. 👍
October 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
last vacation day was full of fun. got cavities filled for 2.5 hours at the dentist, then cleaned, when i got home, my car window motor died so after cleaning cat puke from the carpet, I drove 45 min to the shop so i could wait another 1.5 hours for them to roll it up for me and quote me $1000. 👍
crocs got me movin serendipitously
(attempting a skrillex cover on banjo)
#skrillex #banjo #summit #bluegrass #clawhammer
(attempting a skrillex cover on banjo)
#skrillex #banjo #summit #bluegrass #clawhammer
September 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
crocs got me movin serendipitously
(attempting a skrillex cover on banjo)
#skrillex #banjo #summit #bluegrass #clawhammer
(attempting a skrillex cover on banjo)
#skrillex #banjo #summit #bluegrass #clawhammer
... I should also change my banjo strings and learn to properly use those thimble picks so I don't have to grow out my fingernails and destroy my cuticles.
September 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
... I should also change my banjo strings and learn to properly use those thimble picks so I don't have to grow out my fingernails and destroy my cuticles.
I think I'm actually pretty close to finishing this clawhammer banjo cover of caramelldansen.
(which is a sentence I couldn't have even conceived of a few years ago lmao)
(which is a sentence I couldn't have even conceived of a few years ago lmao)
September 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I think I'm actually pretty close to finishing this clawhammer banjo cover of caramelldansen.
(which is a sentence I couldn't have even conceived of a few years ago lmao)
(which is a sentence I couldn't have even conceived of a few years ago lmao)
You might be cool, but you'll never be as cool as this handmade alpaca wool akatsuki cloud print poncho I got at the native crafts tent at the state fair.
September 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You might be cool, but you'll never be as cool as this handmade alpaca wool akatsuki cloud print poncho I got at the native crafts tent at the state fair.
Apparently Trump signed an EO to make it effectively illegal to burn the flag.
In completely unrelated news, I now have the sudden urge to buy several american flags. Couldn't tell ya why.
In completely unrelated news, I now have the sudden urge to buy several american flags. Couldn't tell ya why.
August 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Apparently Trump signed an EO to make it effectively illegal to burn the flag.
In completely unrelated news, I now have the sudden urge to buy several american flags. Couldn't tell ya why.
In completely unrelated news, I now have the sudden urge to buy several american flags. Couldn't tell ya why.
Found this screenshot from 11 years ago. Weapons grade ooftonium. Technology used to be so fucking cool and not evil. Wtf happened man
August 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Found this screenshot from 11 years ago. Weapons grade ooftonium. Technology used to be so fucking cool and not evil. Wtf happened man
Me: "oh no I can't find my cat anywhere"
Conspicuously cat-shaped lump in the rug: "you should look under the couch"
Conspicuously cat-shaped lump in the rug: "you should look under the couch"
August 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Me: "oh no I can't find my cat anywhere"
Conspicuously cat-shaped lump in the rug: "you should look under the couch"
Conspicuously cat-shaped lump in the rug: "you should look under the couch"
New PC case and AIO.
Thermals are 10-20°C cooler on average ✌️
I really need a system upgrade tbh.
But tech companies have been on their AI grift grindset ever since I started looking for one so I've abstained.
Thermals are 10-20°C cooler on average ✌️
I really need a system upgrade tbh.
But tech companies have been on their AI grift grindset ever since I started looking for one so I've abstained.
July 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
New PC case and AIO.
Thermals are 10-20°C cooler on average ✌️
I really need a system upgrade tbh.
But tech companies have been on their AI grift grindset ever since I started looking for one so I've abstained.
Thermals are 10-20°C cooler on average ✌️
I really need a system upgrade tbh.
But tech companies have been on their AI grift grindset ever since I started looking for one so I've abstained.
Found this crusty mp4 in an old folder labeled "skype memes". It's from a by-gone era when dudes with k-on profile pics weren't 99% nazis.
July 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Found this crusty mp4 in an old folder labeled "skype memes". It's from a by-gone era when dudes with k-on profile pics weren't 99% nazis.
Crazy that some people still say humans are the "most evolved" as of that makes any sense scientifically.
Clearly we're not. We don't even have bioluminescence.
If gaming has taught me anything, it's that RGB = better.
Clearly we're not. We don't even have bioluminescence.
If gaming has taught me anything, it's that RGB = better.
June 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Crazy that some people still say humans are the "most evolved" as of that makes any sense scientifically.
Clearly we're not. We don't even have bioluminescence.
If gaming has taught me anything, it's that RGB = better.
Clearly we're not. We don't even have bioluminescence.
If gaming has taught me anything, it's that RGB = better.
All you fascists bound to lose
June 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
All you fascists bound to lose
recession indicator
June 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
recession indicator
First time at an Ollie's and found the most ominous throw pillow of all time for sale.
June 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
First time at an Ollie's and found the most ominous throw pillow of all time for sale.