GaBigMike
@gabigmike.bsky.social
A man for all seasons.
Much like his tires.
Much like his tires.
Like the Nazguls inability to cross water
January 25, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Like the Nazguls inability to cross water
As a fellow super genius, I find the sound of a styrofoam cooler squeaking in my car to be murder inducing.
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
As a fellow super genius, I find the sound of a styrofoam cooler squeaking in my car to be murder inducing.
Buck Sexton is gonna be my pornstar name
January 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Buck Sexton is gonna be my pornstar name
Guns don't kill people
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Guns don't kill people
They can take our double breasted blazers butt they'll never take OUR FREEDOM!!
a man with blue paint on his face is screaming with the words freedoooom !!!
ALT: a man with blue paint on his face is screaming with the words freedoooom !!!
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 PM
They can take our double breasted blazers butt they'll never take OUR FREEDOM!!
Protesting against school integration I imagine
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Protesting against school integration I imagine
That how you know you're in the 1%
January 25, 2026 at 5:21 PM
That how you know you're in the 1%
We need a wartime consiglieri, Tom
a man in a suit and tie looks at another man
ALT: a man in a suit and tie looks at another man
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:17 PM
We need a wartime consiglieri, Tom
Can the press PLEASE push back on this false paid agitator canard? Have them prove it or STFU.
January 25, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Can the press PLEASE push back on this false paid agitator canard? Have them prove it or STFU.
You do have a bit of a upper class grey poupon accent. Not quite Thurston Howell level.
January 22, 2026 at 1:10 PM
You do have a bit of a upper class grey poupon accent. Not quite Thurston Howell level.
AI:
-Takes your job
-Steals intellectual property
-Raises your electrical bill
-Makes customer service worse
🤬Turns billionaires into trillionaires
-Takes your job
-Steals intellectual property
-Raises your electrical bill
-Makes customer service worse
🤬Turns billionaires into trillionaires
January 22, 2026 at 12:39 PM
AI:
-Takes your job
-Steals intellectual property
-Raises your electrical bill
-Makes customer service worse
🤬Turns billionaires into trillionaires
-Takes your job
-Steals intellectual property
-Raises your electrical bill
-Makes customer service worse
🤬Turns billionaires into trillionaires
I guess this is the test- I could shoot a mother in the middle of fifth Avenue and not lose her fathers vote
January 20, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I guess this is the test- I could shoot a mother in the middle of fifth Avenue and not lose her fathers vote
A failure of imagination.
January 20, 2026 at 9:47 PM
A failure of imagination.
Where does one apply to be a “professional person that wants to see our nation do badly”?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Where does one apply to be a “professional person that wants to see our nation do badly”?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
Check out my bunny impression
January 20, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Check out my bunny impression
Somebody check Trump's diaper
January 20, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Somebody check Trump's diaper
I ran one simulation on Google Gemini.
January 20, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I ran one simulation on Google Gemini.
In the immortal words of Larry "Bud" Melman: toast is all that you'll be needing. Sticks can cause internal bleeding
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 PM
In the immortal words of Larry "Bud" Melman: toast is all that you'll be needing. Sticks can cause internal bleeding
I saw Flashdance filming when at Pitt. Asked what it was about, was told it was about a welder that wanted to be a dancer. Laughing as I walked away "good luck with that!".
Smash cut a year or so later every girl wearing that torn sweatshirt...
Smash cut a year or so later every girl wearing that torn sweatshirt...
January 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I saw Flashdance filming when at Pitt. Asked what it was about, was told it was about a welder that wanted to be a dancer. Laughing as I walked away "good luck with that!".
Smash cut a year or so later every girl wearing that torn sweatshirt...
Smash cut a year or so later every girl wearing that torn sweatshirt...
