Politicians have no solutions for the real problems the world faces so blaming immigration is an easy option

Every printer I have ever used has been the spawn of the devil

Me too! I vaguely remember we even had a little bus conductor outfit include a pretend ticket machine

Personally, I have never lived anywhere where it would be safe to cycle to work no matter how much safety equipment they gave me. Plus if you are in a customer facing role or even have regard for your fellow employees you need workplace showering facilities #pieintheskypolicies