"that's it—" wise says, standing, *FURIOUS*

The date ends w lycaon holding wise back w arms around his waist while the proxy holds a mutilated fork over the shocked champion promising pain that even professional tort*rers would struggle to dish out djdkd 😭

Wise damn near snaps his (metal 😭) fork in half when lighter holds up a sandwich and waits for lycaon to take a bite first (while giving wise a worried side eye), before he takes his own bite w a flustered??? Blush????

"ehe, it's like an indirect kiss," they hear him whisper to himself

"big bro, your cooking looks amazing as always! I can't wait to taste what you've whipped up!"

And lycaon is just "ah, master lighter, I didn't know you'd be joining us today. I have unfortunately only made enough to feed two..."

"dobt worry about that! We can share, here let me grab a sandwich!"

Meanwhile wise in the bg, using all of fairy's alloted energy quota for the month to plan a flawless date where he and lycaon can finally be together ALONE—

Only to turn around mid romantic picnic to find lighter w his arm slung around lycaon commenting on the amazing spread the thiren brought

Lighter calling lycaon his "big bro" and following him around on errands like a puppy, stepping in btwn lycaon and whoever interested party is trying to recruit him next like an overprotective bodyguard that lycaon doesn't need 😭

Wise thinking that he's going to have to find a way to avoid lighter and his fuckboi flirting, only to get slowly more and more irritated when lighter comes and tries to STEAL LYCAON from their dates djdkdk pls 😭

It doesn't help that when he tries to fight lycaon, it ends w a draw. Lycaon trying to thank him politely for a good battle and lighter just going off bc "you should've won, if you had just used your claws—"

Make it lycawise too bc im WEAK but lighter who comes to the city to try and steal wise away from his bf, but ends up spending all his time w lycaon trying to convince him to release his metaphorical shackles that he puts on himself