Chris Williams
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I'm going to share this classic from 2019.

It was created on that other site by a Wall Street Quant, and from what happened since, it looks to be incredibly accurate.

#JeffreyEpstein
#Epsteintapes
#Republicans
So, apologies in advance, but I want to do a quick little THREAD to explain my theory of what the Epstein story really is. I promise this isn't some crazy Pizzagate conspiracy about space lizards, just a neat little explanation that IMO perfectly fits the known facts (0/13):
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So, you now have a column in the Wall Street Journal?
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No, the hat was made by one of our closest friends, @charleydarbo.bsky.social. She wore it when we got married (after 40 years together). We were wed by another musician friend, Rev Peyton of The Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band.
Reverend Peyton, wearing a brown corduroy jacket and matching hat, my late wife Vickie Mapes Williams wearing a red skirt and a black jacket, and me wearing a plaid shirt and black pants. Me and my late wife aboard a train, heading to the Grand Canyon.
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Yeah, here in Kansas City Missouri, haven't seen any evidence of ICE.
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My late wife and I lived in Chicago for 30 years and loved every minute of it. The best part is that every race and nationality in the world had a neighborhood, with restaurants, grocery stores and bakeries. The most amazing music scene, and these people will put on a parade like you've never known.
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The best line in the original Rocky was Apollo Creed saying "Ain't gonna be no rematch."
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Thank you for the explanation. I only have a high school education, but between my late beloved wife's lung cancer and a global pandemic that enters the body via the respiratory system, I've had to learn a lot more about the lungs than I ever thought I would.
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I honestly had never heard that there were any medications that can help. Are they useful with cystic fibrosis as well?
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I'm curious to see discussion about the tiny little indie film "Good Boy" but searches on the phrase yields a whole bunch of gay puppy play.

Which is fine for those who are into it, but not what I was looking for.
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Here in Kansas City, they made the buses free at the start of the pandemic.

Turns out, most of the budget came from federal grants, and it cost nearly as much to collect fares as they collected.
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Thanks for reminding me of this wonderfulness.
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She's a brilliantly talented songwriter, and has brought so many jobs to her hometown of Pigeon Forge, Tennessee with Dollywood.
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This phrase is my favorite one I've read all morning:

"With all due respect, which is none, fuck everyone who defended him."
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They should have read "Perversion of Justice: The Jeffrey Epstein Story" by @jkbjournalist.bsky.social.

Her reporting of the story in the Miami Herald is deserving of a Pulitzer Prize.
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A friend's mother, a tiny woman who gave birth to eight sizable babies in the days before epidurals called shingles "the worst pain ever."

When someone with that experience says something like that, you pay attention.
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Why am I worried I'm going to become the subject of a meme?
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I'm so sorry to hear about your diagnosis. We lost one of my favorite guitarists to it recently, Jesse Gress. Best of luck on obtaining a lung transplant.
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I'm 65, which means I lost friends to AIDS. Which was caused by a virus that took between 5 and 15 years to take full effect. We're only 5 years into this pandemic, and we have no idea what it has in store for us. Look at shingles, caused by a childhood virus, which hung out in your nervous system.
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"Lemons are a hybrid fruit, the result of a natural, ancient cross between a citron and a bitter orange (also known as sour orange)."

So it turns out life didn't actually give us lemons.
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I am "Big Macs were wrapped in paper, surrounded by a cardboard ring, inside of a cardboard box" years old.
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Now all I need is for Costco to work out a deal with the makers of BLIS K12 where I can buy a year's supply of lozenges for 30 bucks.