New meal I've invented called brunch date with god

Our founder Gaggy Rogers had many siblings, some of whom are even alive today! Here are just a few of them:

Laggy Rogers, Gaggy's older sister and inventor of kicking the router. Had her mind uploaded to the 'net.

Swaggy Rogers, creator of shutter shades. Last seen fleeing a botched bank robbery.

Hello faithful Gaggles! It's been a while; our founder's evil twin, Saggy Rogers, attempted a hostile takeover of Gag Spectrum but was thankfully killed in honorable single combat. If this account continues to have little activity, know that it is normal inactivity and not imposed by an evil twin!

Gag Spectrum is proud to announce that we are partnering with the Foundation for Squeeballs Collection and Preservation! We hope to help their scholars archive any and everything about this wonderful franchise.
Google "S.C.P. Foundation" for more information!

Corporate doesn't want you to know what's hidden under the office

Just to get it out of the way, I'm not the "hacker" who thought this was google and wants to look at clowns...

Is this thing on?

Gag spectrum corporate would like to let colleagues know that
You could stop at five or six stores, or just one.

Gag Spectrum Corporate reminds you that all clowning has been postponed until 11:30 pm tonight.

Any actions taken today that may seem "funny", "humorous", "playful", and most of all "silly" will be punished severely.

The gnome is still on the loose. It has out smarted the cheese traps.

I want to formally apologize to @gag-spectrum.bsky.social for my misconduct today.

I will be carrying out my taffy puller sentence with grace.

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But I'm not sorry to Vegeta, fuck that guy.

Gag Spectrum Corporate would like to make a clear reminder that it was legally stated in the Will of Gaggy Rogers that Gag Spectrum and all of the company Assets belong to @nonbinaryvegeta.bsky.social and that any Allegations about the Legitimacy of the Will were Proven False

To whoever has stolen the Prized Perfect Plum from the Tomb of Whoopsie Doo, please know that we at gag spectrum corporate are coming for you.

We Will Find You

A gnome was last seen on the Gag Spectrum Streamer Home. Reward for whomever catches it, punishment for whoever released it. Email Gag Spectrum Corporate when captured, thank you in advance.

Google show me clowns
Google show me clown women
Google show me clown women with big big red noses
Google show me clown woman who steps on a rake and gets hit in the face and is a little bit sexy with it
Google show me clown woman lapel flower water prank videos
Google show me images of clowngirl ti

Gag Spectrum Corporate would like to remind all of its streamer family to please clean the kitchen of the Gag Spectrum Streamer Home after performing "Shithead Cooking", while it is one of the many spaces used for streaming, it is also the one and only communal kitchen.

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