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Big fan of goofs and gaffes
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Hey, it only took Trump 9 days to announce his first concentration camp of the new administration.
Trump announces an executive order authorizing a 30,000 capacity migrant detention center in Guantanamo.

"Some of them are so bad we don't even trust the countries to hold them because we don't want them coming back, so we're going to send them out to Guatanamo Bay."
January 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at yosemite. my job was turning sasquatches nonbinary.
January 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I don't know how else to say this. This is a huge fucking deal that will ripple through the economy for decades, and severely impact every US citizen.

www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
White House pauses all federal grants, sparking confusion
The Trump administration has put a hold on all federal financial grants and loans, affecting tens of billions of dollars in payments.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Come on guys, he grew up in South Africa during Apartheid. Hitler was probably a childhood hero of his.
Elon just did a sieg heil during his speech.
January 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hey crypto-pals! Be sure to stay on the lookout for any crypto pump-and-dumps that you might see out there.

Did you know, some people use them for money laundering and ponzi scheming at the same time??
January 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Nintendo has spoken
December 9, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Me: Why are people always surprised when they find out I'm straight?

Also Me:
December 5, 2024 at 9:53 PM
So I know nobody asked, but the premier episode of "Nobody Asked" just dropped and it's scratching the "Mythbusters" itch for me, while being more modern and silly. Highly recommend.

Check out:
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@briamgilbert.bsky.social
November 30, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Tough Thanksgiving news to report:

My parents are officially carpet-on-toilet people. Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers.
November 29, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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Reportedly, Gaetz said the decision was made so that he could spend more time with kids.
Matt Gaetz, President-elect Trump’s pick for attorney general, withdrew from consideration for the role on Thursday. Sexual misconduct allegations against Gaetz had drawn much scrutiny, including from senators who would vote to approve the position. nyti.ms/3CDuO5D
November 21, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I hope they just hug it out up there. Show everyone that punching isn't the answer.
November 16, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Weekly algorithm check ☺️ so if you like:

🌺 Pokemon
🌺 Jill Biden
🌺 Squirt (The Drink)
🌺 Lucid Day-Dreaming
🌺 Bidets
🌺 Squirt (Other)
🌺 Locker Room Stink
🌺 Man's Slow But Inevitable Descent Into Madness
🌺 Ghibli Films

like away ❤️

( #promosky )
November 14, 2024 at 9:38 PM