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Dems. politicians really need more satire. How can they not mock Repubs. for suddenly advocating feds over states?
January 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Dems. politicians really need more satire. How can they not mock Repubs. for suddenly advocating feds over states?
Sen. Lindsey Graham right now complaining that dem. politicians are too political.
January 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Sen. Lindsey Graham right now complaining that dem. politicians are too political.
Democrats talk as if they were in Plato’s Republic.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Democrats talk as if they were in Plato’s Republic.
"The aim of the millionaire should be to die poor, and there are many ways of doing this." Andrew Carnegie, The Gospel of Wealth 1889
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 PM
"The aim of the millionaire should be to die poor, and there are many ways of doing this." Andrew Carnegie, The Gospel of Wealth 1889
“The parent who leaves his son enormous wealth generally deadens the talents and energies of the son, and tempts him to lead a less useful and less worthy life than he otherwise would.” - Andrew Carnegie, The Gospel of Wealth (1889)
January 30, 2026 at 3:43 PM
“The parent who leaves his son enormous wealth generally deadens the talents and energies of the son, and tempts him to lead a less useful and less worthy life than he otherwise would.” - Andrew Carnegie, The Gospel of Wealth (1889)
Saw today that R. are already thinking the next census is “rigged” and needs to be “unrigged”.
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Saw today that R. are already thinking the next census is “rigged” and needs to be “unrigged”.
Did ICE ever ask state gov for help?
January 28, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Did ICE ever ask state gov for help?
Director sent me this convoluted email and I wish they had used an LLM to have it make sense.
January 27, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Director sent me this convoluted email and I wish they had used an LLM to have it make sense.
I’m surprised protesters haven’t shot ICE cars with paintballs.
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I’m surprised protesters haven’t shot ICE cars with paintballs.
Time for the bluesky team to make a tiktok app
January 27, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Time for the bluesky team to make a tiktok app
It’s almost like our society relies on martyrs.
January 27, 2026 at 5:56 PM
It’s almost like our society relies on martyrs.
Elderly execs won’t voluntarily retire, so now I have a director that sends requests with the wrong words.
January 27, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Elderly execs won’t voluntarily retire, so now I have a director that sends requests with the wrong words.
Executives won’t make AI executives but maybe Co-Ops could.
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Executives won’t make AI executives but maybe Co-Ops could.
If R.s continue to give permission, there will be a time when their permission won’t be needed.
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 PM
If R.s continue to give permission, there will be a time when their permission won’t be needed.
We gave a tax break to the highest earners from 90% to 37%, and now we can’t even drink our water.
January 27, 2026 at 3:57 PM
We gave a tax break to the highest earners from 90% to 37%, and now we can’t even drink our water.
power corrupts and stupefies.
January 23, 2026 at 7:03 PM
power corrupts and stupefies.
Ghettos are built to be ghettos.
January 22, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Ghettos are built to be ghettos.
if someone opposes DEI, it makes sense to ask them if they think racism exist.
January 22, 2026 at 10:28 PM
if someone opposes DEI, it makes sense to ask them if they think racism exist.
I think specialization takes a certain irrational confidence.
January 22, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I think specialization takes a certain irrational confidence.
my yt coworker says gov surveillance systems are working great because they never bother him.
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 PM
my yt coworker says gov surveillance systems are working great because they never bother him.
my english yt co-worker doesn’t trust the government to do anything right and constantly complains about taxes—Except he says he trusts the surveillance systems not to bother him.
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
my english yt co-worker doesn’t trust the government to do anything right and constantly complains about taxes—Except he says he trusts the surveillance systems not to bother him.
Do I/you/we boost my/your/our strengths or bolster my/your/our weaknesses?
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Do I/you/we boost my/your/our strengths or bolster my/your/our weaknesses?
scammers don’t like it when I mention social programs after they ask for money or help.
January 19, 2026 at 2:48 PM
scammers don’t like it when I mention social programs after they ask for money or help.