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galactaq.bsky.social
$Billion Dollar Kill Parade$
@galactaq.bsky.social
Hard Working dog of the MBCC, gender is CRUSH/KILL/DESTROY (header by @ Frogbians av by @ Caprinae)
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November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
-Is banned for life from Kaeley's key maze because come the fuck on
-would still hit that if she got a little less uptight about people being CREATIVE
-Dreams of killing and devouring a cursed bank vault in MARTIAL CONQUEST when this is all over. A normal non-living vault would be sweet too.
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
-WILL eat some bosses like Audrey does to gain various extra elemental powers, but if you haven't cracked any safes with them to keep them a little grounded, the power goes to their head and make them attack you in a new cursed form. Winning will sever their head for use as a new elemental sword
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
-Sleeps on a pile of sollar bills and loose coins, ALWAYS hungry for more
-Gets really mad at you if you lockpick a safe in front of them (if you let them do it they will tell what they know of the owner and bust open hidden compartments for extra loot)
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
-Gender is 'man fuck off I don't know I am a pile of flexible hose and hearts and stomachs who gives a shit'
-annoyingly into every woman you run into, it's a monster fuckers world now baby!!! Has no tact OR game
-Does not get along with Audrey (she's a fuckin weenie!)
-The hate sex will whip tho
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
General other robbie facts:

-Loudmouth but their breath is all harmful gases so you gotta shut them up if you aren't somewhere well ventilated
-No real eyelids so has to use a falconry hood to sleep
-takes a cut of all battle earnings and pockets shit from apartments when you bring them along
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
They're a real cocky bitch who thinks they got this curse all figured out; everyone elses problem seems to be too much meat, so you burn off the meat if it starts getting ideas and just stick to the essentials, SOOO simple, this surviving the world but not unaltered shit is EASY
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Underneath the suit they're mostly wet pulsing tubes and charcoaled bones, like a massive living circulatory system connecting all the organs in the metal tanks to the metal beak that's their actual head. It's all tubes baby!!! Tactile squirming tentacles and orifices, so y'know, pick your poison ;3
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So, yeah! Design concept was inspired by smt style genbu. Really got into the concept of the cumbersome discarded human body literally being crushed under the weight of the engine of the new, and the turtle+snake design was a natural fit
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
And you know, any other motherfucker out there thinks they're better at this, who thinks they're a bigger hunk of steel and fury than them, thinks they're hot shit? They're just PREY. Fuel to get stronger, burn hotte. Cuz when all this stuff outside ends, they're going out and making it REAL big
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Robbie's way beyond meat, they're a dragon of screaming hellfire, blackened bones and thick, hungry metal, chemicals and gasses and obliteration. They are solid GOLD in the new economy! A hot commodity! Now it's all about taking what their owed and getting bigger and stronger to hold onto it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
No rent,no bills,no job search treadmill to run until you die.Nah, that shit is past, now it's all about living loud and turning any shit that tries to take you down into charcoal, especially your own meat. Meat is cheap, and Robbie ain't about to let it push them around like all these other shmucks
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Life SUCKED for Roberta. She didn't know shit all of about how to live her life and failed out of the one thing she knew how to do, left with less than nothing save for tools that weren't worth pawning. But Robbie? Robbie has this all figured out. This is Robbie's fuckin WORLD and they are THRIVING
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Their humanity has slipped a lot, they used to be the kind of bundle of nerves you'd expect of someone that is on the edge and has no idea what they're doing making one last desperate gamble (they're not a pro thief, just unemployed and with a mountain of debts). Now they're a cocky little bastard
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
As the flame kissed the metal, they lost themself in the roar of the acetylene and the simple alchemy of heat and solder, the thrill of taking action and putting plans into motion, even as the influence of the outside bled in through the tool and melded together welder and torch as one
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Reposted by $Billion Dollar Kill Parade$
Now Robbie is more moist
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I only hope that I can bring this energy to the table when women discover despite my enthusiasm I too am a pit rookie who still needs more experience in the field T-T
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Now that I am out of the first area I am like. having a lot more fun solving puzzles too! game is fun and filled with weird little odd and end
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM