Galen Gower - Writer
@galengower.com
I write stories. Some weird, some funny, all poorly, like a child armed with nonsense words and heavily sugared coffee.
Remember when Kanye and Paul McCartney did a song and people thought Kanye was so magnanimous for giving some old guy a chance to make it big?
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Remember when Kanye and Paul McCartney did a song and people thought Kanye was so magnanimous for giving some old guy a chance to make it big?
So...you sell reviews?
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So...you sell reviews?
Every now and then I see something like this and I always wonder what it is that these people think pot does? They seem to be under the impression that it completely divorces you from reality.
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Every now and then I see something like this and I always wonder what it is that these people think pot does? They seem to be under the impression that it completely divorces you from reality.
Frank Langella ain't listening to no intimacy coordinator, either. Sometimes hard to divorce the performance from the person.
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Frank Langella ain't listening to no intimacy coordinator, either. Sometimes hard to divorce the performance from the person.
Your statement is so incredibly unlikely that I can only draw the conclusion that this is 100% true.
October 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Your statement is so incredibly unlikely that I can only draw the conclusion that this is 100% true.
Half your life?! I mean, that only makes me qualified to have opinions on spaghetti, Spider Man, and my wife. This feels like a rather absurd limit, but here's a hot take: Ragu Old World Style is the best spaghetti sauce known to humankind.
October 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Half your life?! I mean, that only makes me qualified to have opinions on spaghetti, Spider Man, and my wife. This feels like a rather absurd limit, but here's a hot take: Ragu Old World Style is the best spaghetti sauce known to humankind.
If anyone is reading this, stay away from this scamming bullshit. They have like 50 different accounts and websites that are all geared to taking money from people without paying writers or artists for any of their 'contests'.
If you're the account owner reading this, go fuck yourself.
If you're the account owner reading this, go fuck yourself.
October 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If anyone is reading this, stay away from this scamming bullshit. They have like 50 different accounts and websites that are all geared to taking money from people without paying writers or artists for any of their 'contests'.
If you're the account owner reading this, go fuck yourself.
If you're the account owner reading this, go fuck yourself.