I laughed at multiple points while reading. First at the premise. Then at your username. Then again at your handle.

I used to be a reporter at a small town newspaper. I sometimes would travel like 35 miles to the middle of nowhere, IL, and those gas stations were all that was open. I’d still fuck up a Casey’s breakfast pizza rn.

Those Toronado rollers do be hittin at the gas station though. Bagel dog roller, pizza roller, breakfast taco roller…I’ll take all those over McDonald’s right now TBH.

Obviously not all German philosophers are Nazis. But the headline is just funny. I know Germans aren’t known for their robust sense of humor but damn

“Lifelong love of German Philosophy” while helping out literal Nazis…The Onion couldn’t make this shit up.

Most Dems are just 90s republicans.

Loevy plays a video of a woman's arrest. Hewson says the woman was "assaultive" because she kicked a can of tear gas that had been deployed.

Loevy: "When you tear gas somebody … and they try to kick the tear gas canister away from them, that's assaulting?"

Hewson: "Yes."