SlowBear
galumphybear.bsky.social
SlowBear
@galumphybear.bsky.social
Darwin's Grab Bag
🎵 I'm a paw watcher
I'm a paw watcher
Watchin' paws go by
My, my, my.

Big puffy fox toes
Yeah, I gotta watch those
Here come some now.
Mmm... Mmm, mmm... 🎵
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Existential dread!
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Thank you, mau! Love you very much! 💙💙💙
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I know they mean well and are just being polite, but every social interaction is transactional, and I don't want to owe a favor later. Like, "Eyyyy, remember when we gave you that donut? Well, we need you to help us hide this body."
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM