Dumb Ejeets Incorporated
September 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Dumb Ejeets Incorporated
He asked AI to write something about trans…
September 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
He asked AI to write something about trans…
Just point her to a wine bar and she will be kissing the ground.
August 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Just point her to a wine bar and she will be kissing the ground.
Just living up to his new sobriquet, TACO.
August 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just living up to his new sobriquet, TACO.
So many were needed to arrest a guy delivering strawberries? And they wonder why we call them thugs.
August 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So many were needed to arrest a guy delivering strawberries? And they wonder why we call them thugs.
I’ve read he has the vocabulary and reading skills of a fourth grader. What he said in his trip about windmills and whales would insult the intelligence of a fourth grader.
July 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’ve read he has the vocabulary and reading skills of a fourth grader. What he said in his trip about windmills and whales would insult the intelligence of a fourth grader.
That’s because Monty Hall is no longer available to play “Let’s Make A Deal.”
July 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
That’s because Monty Hall is no longer available to play “Let’s Make A Deal.”
Just what a good Christian would say.
July 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Just what a good Christian would say.
It’s not believable except to MAGA Morons who believe anything and everything from him, especially when it’s amplified by FOX, OAN, NewsMax, and covered by the MSM because it’s “news.”
July 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It’s not believable except to MAGA Morons who believe anything and everything from him, especially when it’s amplified by FOX, OAN, NewsMax, and covered by the MSM because it’s “news.”
Stick to complaining about the price of crudités, Ozzy.
July 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Stick to complaining about the price of crudités, Ozzy.
Rubio has become such a nonentity, akin to the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz
July 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Rubio has become such a nonentity, akin to the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz
What a soulless waste and he probably considers himself a good Christian. Someone should remind him of what Harry Truman said about the Buck.
July 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What a soulless waste and he probably considers himself a good Christian. Someone should remind him of what Harry Truman said about the Buck.
What effing skill does one need to be trained on to harvest tomatoes and lettuce?
July 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What effing skill does one need to be trained on to harvest tomatoes and lettuce?
You’d think these clowns would know the “Great Leap Foward” didn’t work in China; then again that would depend on one’s ability to read and think.
July 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You’d think these clowns would know the “Great Leap Foward” didn’t work in China; then again that would depend on one’s ability to read and think.
Being counted in the census probably helps red states more and as far as voting, you can probably count on your digits the numbers of undocumented who voted. But there were a couple of republicans caught voting for dead relatives.
July 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Being counted in the census probably helps red states more and as far as voting, you can probably count on your digits the numbers of undocumented who voted. But there were a couple of republicans caught voting for dead relatives.
BS word salad; she must have studied under Sarah Palin.
July 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
BS word salad; she must have studied under Sarah Palin.
Maybe Homan can dress in drag (I’m sure Rudy can loan him some frocks) like the Wicked Witch of the West and call out his goons, a/k/a flying monkeys.
July 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Maybe Homan can dress in drag (I’m sure Rudy can loan him some frocks) like the Wicked Witch of the West and call out his goons, a/k/a flying monkeys.
One has a better chance of being a crime victim in a red state, but NYC is a media hotspot and liars like Fox perpetrate the BS.
July 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
One has a better chance of being a crime victim in a red state, but NYC is a media hotspot and liars like Fox perpetrate the BS.
Wonder how many CEOs will now be reclassified as waiters and bellhops.
July 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Wonder how many CEOs will now be reclassified as waiters and bellhops.
Oklahoma is the 46th state to join the Union. What a coincidence, that’s Markwayne’s IQ!
July 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Oklahoma is the 46th state to join the Union. What a coincidence, that’s Markwayne’s IQ!
WTF is a “pig and a poke”? These idiots don’t even know proper idioms. I bet he confuses their, there, and they’re.
July 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
WTF is a “pig and a poke”? These idiots don’t even know proper idioms. I bet he confuses their, there, and they’re.
Trump failed because he used too much teeth servicing Vlad.
July 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Trump failed because he used too much teeth servicing Vlad.
It’s easy to dominate gutless eunuchs, the GQP has gone full cult extremism.
July 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It’s easy to dominate gutless eunuchs, the GQP has gone full cult extremism.
It’s scary just how little these MAGA Morons know about US history.
July 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It’s scary just how little these MAGA Morons know about US history.