Drain snake
Ladder
Socket wrench set
Multi-screwdriver (powered or double ratchet)
Power drill
Surge protectors and/or UPSs
Roomba
Dyson cordless vacuum
Patio furniture

This is legit my primary strategy for picking my class (often because I have ideas for every role and I can't decide, so I let demand choose for me).

Oh... Oh no...

(That creature was particularly fun to write)

I recognize that place!

Everyone lived?... This time?

I'd drive the shit out of this car

OMG I wanna play!!!!

<Chidi confused gif>
So... cEDH?

Is a Bend it like Beckham commander deck all bending and sports references?

It has strong "only ever read it in a book" energy.

Ew. Now I'm less likely to go back and play FFXII.

Makes sense I guess though

UK, therefore incorrect, pronunciation of "markwes"

My ears bleed