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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg oh no! a document leak will completely undermine the public's faith in the institution of the nine secret wizards who are hand-picked by people we hate who get to decide whether we live or die 9:12 AM 5/3/22
March 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Tulips.eth @tulpengenieter i been hacked all my tulips worthless. dutch east india company please help me
March 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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wint @dril if somone cooks your goose, thats it. youre basically fucked
March 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau I hate when someone makes an Instagram for their pet and then spells all the words wrong. Either your dog is smart enough to set up, build & maintain a successful social media presence or he isn't. If you expect me to believe a dog did all this I think he can also spell "hungry."
March 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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soul nate @MNateShyamalan [every assassin's creed game] NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
March 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Mike F @DeputyWarlock hey man im sorry if we got off on the wrong foot. why don't you just say four or five things to me real quick and i'll try and agree with at least three of them
March 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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aLec robbins @alecrobbins i know it in my heart i could never catch the road runner. but i have to try
March 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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shelby fero @shelbyfero Following Just once I want to see "Soooo many animals harmed in the making of this movie. Like, SO many. An insane amount. Too many, probably."
March 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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sick public transit, gloria @seungylee14 gm to the tiktok lady who said the myth of Sisyphus is about the value of having a good daily routine and that Sisyphus is happy because he is getting more swole every time he pushes the boulder up. my brain gets hot like an old laptop thinking about it
March 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Mike F @mikefossey police also found a small bag of weed weighing 95 lbs. Some would call it a large bag but to me, the coolest reporter alive, its no big deal
December 3, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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insane moment in world history right here
May 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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@ester_coler: “@grok hi” @grok: “Hello! Your greeting made me reflect on some complex issues tied to South Africa, like the “Kill the Boer” song and claims of white genocide. The song, rooted in anti-apartheid history, is divisive - some see it as a racial attack on white farmers, while others view it as symbolic…”
May 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Would you excuse sexism in a community that is sexist (e.g. Blizzard)? Should we excuse people who cheer on the kidnapping of immigrants for constitutionally-protected speech?

How can morality be consistent in a world where "everyone was doing it" is an excuse?
April 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Cognitive bias is not an excuse for permitting or cheering on injustice before your very eyes.

We have history standards for a reason. If a person failed to learn from the Holocaust, they deserve an F.

Education allows us to rise above our basest psychology, not embrace it.
April 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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krat @KWholesaler gordon ramsey: let's have a looking at the walk-in (opens door and sees a little mushroom man eating a rotten cucumber like a banana) fuck me did you know you have a little ghoulie in there. fuck that's frightening. he's having a munch. at least somebody is enjoying the food
February 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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josh 'Letterman' (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99 > I can tell when a movie or show is paused
February 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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> reb @rebmasel what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they're vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don't want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that's a beautiful thing
February 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Mr Steel Yo Guitar @CHHNDLER it's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence and not for his brilliant paintings of tunnels
February 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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> Omar Najam + $8 @OmarNajam Imagine being told to behave by Austin Powers of all people
February 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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> very tall bart @TallBart If it's a banger as you say, then why has it not blown up?! *hurls wine goblet* Squeaky servant: the algorithm, m'lord! oh how dreadful! Me: how about "vacuuming the piss out my dick" and misspell vacuum? does that work Squeaky servant: rejoice! oh rejoice! another banger!
February 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Jack Appleby @jappleby Googling symptoms only tells you which diseases have the best SEO
February 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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benjamin aldes wurgaft @benwurgaft Working on a "rotisserie" theory of sleep, in which the body must rotate so as to be evenly slept on all sides.
February 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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> Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury Cute grad student: Oops! We bumped into each other and our papers got mixed up. Haha maybe we should sort them out over coffee? Me (searching for the lost city of gold): You will NEVER look at my maps
February 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Madame Anthro @madameanthro One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.
February 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM