If someone with a printer could do me a favor and print this out, roll it up, put it in a bottle and throw it out to sea that'd be great.
Hoping it'll resurface in a couple centuries and people will realize just how fucking dumb this generation has become.
Hoping it'll resurface in a couple centuries and people will realize just how fucking dumb this generation has become.
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If someone with a printer could do me a favor and print this out, roll it up, put it in a bottle and throw it out to sea that'd be great.
Hoping it'll resurface in a couple centuries and people will realize just how fucking dumb this generation has become.
Hoping it'll resurface in a couple centuries and people will realize just how fucking dumb this generation has become.
Do future you a favor and snag a copy of "On the Duty of Civil Disobedience" by Henry David Thoreau when you get a sec.
October 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Do future you a favor and snag a copy of "On the Duty of Civil Disobedience" by Henry David Thoreau when you get a sec.
maybe i'm be naive but these dudes look super concerned and i think that's a good thing. i'd be way more concerned if they were looking hyped up. hopefully they're concerned because Pete Hegseth is a fucking idiot.
October 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
maybe i'm be naive but these dudes look super concerned and i think that's a good thing. i'd be way more concerned if they were looking hyped up. hopefully they're concerned because Pete Hegseth is a fucking idiot.
Finally watched "Friendship" last night. Kept thinking, "this is what it must be like to be Stephen Miller, poor lil guy just wants a buddy" then it hit me like a small sack of bricks.
Stephen Miller = Bald Tim Robinson 🤯
Stephen Miller = Bald Tim Robinson 🤯
September 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Finally watched "Friendship" last night. Kept thinking, "this is what it must be like to be Stephen Miller, poor lil guy just wants a buddy" then it hit me like a small sack of bricks.
Stephen Miller = Bald Tim Robinson 🤯
Stephen Miller = Bald Tim Robinson 🤯
No kings, no magic kingdoms.
September 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
No kings, no magic kingdoms.
Best band in the world.
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Best band in the world.
Taught my mother something new today
![Screenshot of a text message.
Mom: If we have to, is it ok to leave Luna at your place in her crate while we have brunch? We might have to take her with us this weekend.
OP: Yeah of course
Mom: Thx, we're in a bit of a [sliced cucumber emoji]
Mom: (that is not a penis)
OP: Penis emoji is [eggplant emoji].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yaggi37guxb6k6e6dpl7adga/bafkreiavb4dni4mnovm5sxn2zghli4zisa2anmwur7miqkd42gzhv7i6wa@jpeg)
September 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Taught my mother something new today
Rubber band a paper towel over the top, put it back in the fridge and you've got a soda that lasts for days.
September 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Rubber band a paper towel over the top, put it back in the fridge and you've got a soda that lasts for days.
If it's true Taco Bell brought back the coin game for their Y2K promo I'm there tomorrow.
September 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If it's true Taco Bell brought back the coin game for their Y2K promo I'm there tomorrow.
Philly low key fucks.
September 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Philly low key fucks.
Hanging a pride flag underneath the American flag at half mast for Charlie Kirk is absolutely wild.
September 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hanging a pride flag underneath the American flag at half mast for Charlie Kirk is absolutely wild.
"Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead news cycle comes back to life, for one last scare."
September 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead news cycle comes back to life, for one last scare."
Cop or not? Would go above my bed.
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Cop or not? Would go above my bed.
"Sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm. And a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above ... Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. And my ass ain't no pussy. My ass is a fucking champion."
February 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"Sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm. And a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above ... Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. And my ass ain't no pussy. My ass is a fucking champion."
I miss playing plenty of games from my past. Early Gunbound is near the top of the list.
The variety of vehicles, levels, stat configs was so fun. And two exclusive vehicles you could only get when choosing random!
Probably my most-played game 2003-2005.
The variety of vehicles, levels, stat configs was so fun. And two exclusive vehicles you could only get when choosing random!
Probably my most-played game 2003-2005.
February 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I miss playing plenty of games from my past. Early Gunbound is near the top of the list.
The variety of vehicles, levels, stat configs was so fun. And two exclusive vehicles you could only get when choosing random!
Probably my most-played game 2003-2005.
The variety of vehicles, levels, stat configs was so fun. And two exclusive vehicles you could only get when choosing random!
Probably my most-played game 2003-2005.
TIL Street Fighter was a platformer!
Couldn't be worse than Mortal Kombat or Tekken's attempts, could it?
Couldn't be worse than Mortal Kombat or Tekken's attempts, could it?
February 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
TIL Street Fighter was a platformer!
Couldn't be worse than Mortal Kombat or Tekken's attempts, could it?
Couldn't be worse than Mortal Kombat or Tekken's attempts, could it?
lamest satire account, ever
January 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
lamest satire account, ever