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Gandermonium
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Non-League idiots talking bollocks about (mostly) football & mainly Sutton United FC. Football league and we f*cked it up... Site: gandermonium.com Insta: @gandermonium
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d
Mutual Consent, the 2004 League Cup Final and Michelle Mone's Lawyer. Taz returns with the first Sutton United content in over 2 months. A 0-0 away at Braintree, naturally...
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Starting from Scratch - Gandermonium
Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of th...
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 51m
We missed this. Oops. Welcome to GGL Dean! #suttonunites www.suttonunited.net/official-dea...
Official: Dean Hammond Arrives as Assistant Manager - Sutton United Football Club
Sutton United Football Club is delighted to confirm the appointment […]
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 1h
Four years ago today and Totts was in the hot seat. Excitement. Hope. An actual fucking home win. That FL debut season had it all... #suttonunited
Britain's Biggest Newt Pond - Gandermonium
Port Vale now is it? We seem to be rolling our way through all those old Fourth Division clubs that used to get spewed out on the Grandstand teleprinter when we were kids and life was better and we sa...
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 21h
Guess we'll plug this crap one more time then. More crap to come at the weekend(ish)!
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d
Mutual Consent, the 2004 League Cup Final and Michelle Mone's Lawyer. Taz returns with the first Sutton United content in over 2 months. A 0-0 away at Braintree, naturally...
#suttonunited
Starting from Scratch - Gandermonium
Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of th...
www.gandermonium.com
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 21h
Dukey will be gutted. And so will you lot, missing out on another blog! 😆
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News: Guildford Match Postponed - Sutton United Football Club
Tonight’s Surrey Senior Cup First Round match against Guildford City […]
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 1d
Look, it's the first time we've even bothered for a couple of months. Humour us alright?
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d
Mutual Consent, the 2004 League Cup Final and Michelle Mone's Lawyer. Taz returns with the first Sutton United content in over 2 months. A 0-0 away at Braintree, naturally...
#suttonunited
Starting from Scratch - Gandermonium
Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of th...
www.gandermonium.com
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 2d
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
David Squires on … Nottingham Forest’s clash of the titans
Our cartoonist anticipates a battle royale between big men who never shy away from confrontation
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d
a man with a beard is saying chop-chop in a dark room
ALT: a man with a beard is saying chop-chop in a dark room
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d
Our swearing brings all the boys to the yard. 😆
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d
a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d
Morning folks. This went online last night. It's got all the usual bollocks, so chop chop on the clicky clicky...
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d
Mutual Consent, the 2004 League Cup Final and Michelle Mone's Lawyer. Taz returns with the first Sutton United content in over 2 months. A 0-0 away at Braintree, naturally...
#suttonunited
Starting from Scratch - Gandermonium
Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of th...
www.gandermonium.com
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d
Fucks sakes. Regular PL, La Liga and Serie A games in the US and Saudi within 2 seasons. Nailed on. 🙄
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 2d
UEFA has approved a landmark move to allow Italian and Spanish domestic league matches to be staged abroad while reiterating its “clear opposition” to the plans, which it has granted “on an exceptional basis amid regulatory gaps at global level”.

✍️ @colinmillar.bsky.social

🔗 bit.ly/3IZCRNJ
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d
Just checked & my records say that was a Diadora (Isthmian) Prem league game against Hayes. 2-2 draw. Definitely wouldn't have played Brook House, although they are from that neck of the woods and were called 'AFC Hayes' for a few years from early 2000's....
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d
Don't recall that one at all mate! They were a Spartan League side back then so wouldn't have been FA Cup that time of year, or Trophy (not senior enough, they'd have been in the Vase) and not a Isthmian League cup tie (same). Youth cup maybe?? Reserves?? 🤷
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d
Mutual Consent, the 2004 League Cup Final and Michelle Mone's Lawyer. Taz returns with the first Sutton United content in over 2 months. A 0-0 away at Braintree, naturally...
#suttonunited
Starting from Scratch - Gandermonium
Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of th...
www.gandermonium.com
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Paul Loughlin @paulloughlin.bsky.social · 4d
Photos from Sutton United's 0-0 draw with Braintree Town:

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Photos not to be used without permission.
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d
We won, naturally. As we're professional drinkers. Back at the Hammy Hall with one now! Oh god what have we done with our lives... 😭
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d
Playing Uber roulette. Cab's 7 miles away, Mr X has just got another round in... 😳
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d
Even our new manager mentioned it, so no. But we appreciate the thought. 😆
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d
"That's the worst you'll see whilst I'm manager".

Chris, we wish you nothing but the best, but we're bitter and we have LONG memories. We remember the finest details... 😐
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POST MATCH Chris Agutter Braintree Town 0 Sutton United 0 NL 04/10/25
YouTube video by Sutton United FCtv
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d
We noted this fact too. It didn't help. 😆
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d
Playing Uber roulette. Cab's 7 miles away, Mr X has just got another round in... 😳
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d
Indy: "You've got that. Whatever it is..." 😆
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d
Didn't expect much today with new gaffer in thurs and game today. But fucking hell, few lads there need to get online and start asking about some careers in telesales...
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d
The hell is going on in town today that it took that long to get on a Vic line train?
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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d
0-0 FT. We were dreadful 2nd 45. Needs to be 2-3 in this week. At least.
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