Gandermonium
@gandermonium.bsky.social
Non-League idiots talking bollocks about (mostly) football & mainly Sutton United FC. Football league and we f*cked it up...
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A Three Mile Stone - Gandermonium
Away game frigging miles away from the Republic? Check. So far that it requires the use of modern commercial aviation? Check. New ground to tick off? Check. Opportunity for a couple of days on the gas...
www.gandermonium.com
Sheer Alpha Male Testosterone Masculinity Overload, Sexting on Ryan Air and "Are you Tightly?". Here's Taz with the tons of irrelevant cobblers vaguely related to Sutton's first away win of the season down in Cornwall that you've all been waiting for!*
*Probably.
*Probably.
Good evening dear people! Long distance 5th tier cobblers below for your delight and amusement. Tuck in.
Sheer Alpha Male Testosterone Masculinity Overload, Sexting on Ryan Air and "Are you Tightly?". Here's Taz with the tons of irrelevant cobblers vaguely related to Sutton's first away win of the season down in Cornwall that you've all been waiting for!*
*Probably.
*Probably.
A Three Mile Stone - Gandermonium
Away game frigging miles away from the Republic? Check. So far that it requires the use of modern commercial aviation? Check. New ground to tick off? Check. Opportunity for a couple of days on the gas...
www.gandermonium.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Good evening dear people! Long distance 5th tier cobblers below for your delight and amusement. Tuck in.
Morning gang. This went up last night, so go get a cuppa and put your feet up with some 5th tier bullshit. Your boss? Ah screw him, he likes Rugby. The weirdo.
Sheer Alpha Male Testosterone Masculinity Overload, Sexting on Ryan Air and "Are you Tightly?". Here's Taz with the tons of irrelevant cobblers vaguely related to Sutton's first away win of the season down in Cornwall that you've all been waiting for!*
*Probably.
*Probably.
A Three Mile Stone - Gandermonium
Away game frigging miles away from the Republic? Check. So far that it requires the use of modern commercial aviation? Check. New ground to tick off? Check. Opportunity for a couple of days on the gas...
www.gandermonium.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Morning gang. This went up last night, so go get a cuppa and put your feet up with some 5th tier bullshit. Your boss? Ah screw him, he likes Rugby. The weirdo.
Sheer Alpha Male Testosterone Masculinity Overload, Sexting on Ryan Air and "Are you Tightly?". Here's Taz with the tons of irrelevant cobblers vaguely related to Sutton's first away win of the season down in Cornwall that you've all been waiting for!*
*Probably.
*Probably.
A Three Mile Stone - Gandermonium
Away game frigging miles away from the Republic? Check. So far that it requires the use of modern commercial aviation? Check. New ground to tick off? Check. Opportunity for a couple of days on the gas...
www.gandermonium.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sheer Alpha Male Testosterone Masculinity Overload, Sexting on Ryan Air and "Are you Tightly?". Here's Taz with the tons of irrelevant cobblers vaguely related to Sutton's first away win of the season down in Cornwall that you've all been waiting for!*
*Probably.
*Probably.
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ICYMI This went out last night! 🤩
Was it a wobble for Sutton United or did Truro deserve to get back in to the game? 👇
https://episode.suttonpodcast.com/251123
#SuttonUnited #ForeverAmber #NationalLeague #AwayDays
Was it a wobble for Sutton United or did Truro deserve to get back in to the game? 👇
https://episode.suttonpodcast.com/251123
#SuttonUnited #ForeverAmber #NationalLeague #AwayDays
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
ICYMI This went out last night! 🤩
Was it a wobble for Sutton United or did Truro deserve to get back in to the game? 👇
https://episode.suttonpodcast.com/251123
#SuttonUnited #ForeverAmber #NationalLeague #AwayDays
Was it a wobble for Sutton United or did Truro deserve to get back in to the game? 👇
https://episode.suttonpodcast.com/251123
#SuttonUnited #ForeverAmber #NationalLeague #AwayDays
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Photos from @suttonunitedwomen.bsky.social's history making 3-2 win at Bowers & Pitsea in the @adobewomensfacup.bsky.social FACup 2nd Round:
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November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Photos from @suttonunitedwomen.bsky.social's history making 3-2 win at Bowers & Pitsea in the @adobewomensfacup.bsky.social FACup 2nd Round:
flickr.com/photos/paull...
Photos not to be used without permission.
flickr.com/photos/paull...
Photos not to be used without permission.
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Photos from Sutton United's 3-2 win away at Truro City:
www.flickr.com/photos/paull...
Photos not to be used without permission.
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Photos not to be used without permission.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Photos from Sutton United's 3-2 win away at Truro City:
www.flickr.com/photos/paull...
Photos not to be used without permission.
www.flickr.com/photos/paull...
Photos not to be used without permission.
Aiming to have the Truro blog up tomorrow evening folks, so stay tuned. Be a nice distraction after having your tea. Damn sight better than I'm a fucking Celeb that's for sure...
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Aiming to have the Truro blog up tomorrow evening folks, so stay tuned. Be a nice distraction after having your tea. Damn sight better than I'm a fucking Celeb that's for sure...
Team of the week nod for young Mr Jennings. Well deserved! #suttonunited
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Team of the week nod for young Mr Jennings. Well deserved! #suttonunited
Landed back at Stanstead from Newquay to some great news! Massive congrats to @suttonunitedwomen.bsky.social on their huge 3-2 win away in the FA Cup today!! Fingers crossed for a big draw in Round 3!! #suttonunited
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Landed back at Stanstead from Newquay to some great news! Massive congrats to @suttonunitedwomen.bsky.social on their huge 3-2 win away in the FA Cup today!! Fingers crossed for a big draw in Round 3!! #suttonunited
Hey @futbologyapp.bsky.social! Checked in at the game yesterday, completed the league and didn't get my badge. Much sadness. 😞
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hey @futbologyapp.bsky.social! Checked in at the game yesterday, completed the league and didn't get my badge. Much sadness. 😞
Highlights from Truro away. youtu.be/TYSMRcgrTV8?... #suttonunited
HIGHLIGHTS Truro City vs Sutton United 22/11/25 NL
YouTube video by Sutton United FCtv
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Highlights from Truro away. youtu.be/TYSMRcgrTV8?... #suttonunited
Good luck to @suttonunitedwomen.bsky.social in the Cup today! 🤞
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Good luck to @suttonunitedwomen.bsky.social in the Cup today! 🤞
Absolutely trashed. And we're in a Spoons. In Newquay. With Greek at the bar. What could possibly go wrong? 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Absolutely trashed. And we're in a Spoons. In Newquay. With Greek at the bar. What could possibly go wrong? 🤔
Gaffer's post matcher from Truro. youtu.be/MxGvKxVyqxA?... #suttonunited
POST MATCH Chris Agutter Truro City 2 Sutton United 3 NL 22/11/25
YouTube video by Sutton United FCtv
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Gaffer's post matcher from Truro. youtu.be/MxGvKxVyqxA?... #suttonunited
En route back to the Quay of new with the aim of getting munted. Pints juat taste so much better after 3 points.
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
En route back to the Quay of new with the aim of getting munted. Pints juat taste so much better after 3 points.
Found the Three Mile stone in Threemilestone! Yeah, you jealous...
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Found the Three Mile stone in Threemilestone! Yeah, you jealous...
3-2 FT. Jesus christ these lot will be the death of us, but job DONE. First away win, three huuge points that.🥳
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
3-2 FT. Jesus christ these lot will be the death of us, but job DONE. First away win, three huuge points that.🥳
4 added. Fucking hell... 😳
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
4 added. Fucking hell... 😳
Sub. Tizzard on. Muller off. 5 to go.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sub. Tizzard on. Muller off. 5 to go.
Get em on the break, they again can't quite cut it out, pops to Jennings and he's lashed it bottom corner! 3-2!
No pic as we popped down to give him a little kiss. 😂
No pic as we popped down to give him a little kiss. 😂
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Get em on the break, they again can't quite cut it out, pops to Jennings and he's lashed it bottom corner! 3-2!
No pic as we popped down to give him a little kiss. 😂
No pic as we popped down to give him a little kiss. 😂
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November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
SJDJSJFSHEUEQKDNEOQJDEIQSYD6RDMANFSLDBALDLANCDBKWDBXJSNDNDOQISHDBQLSBASNHDANDNANSHS!!!!!!!!
2-2. Give the ball away cheap mid, bloke has a free run. Bobbles it past Reid. Awful. 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
2-2. Give the ball away cheap mid, bloke has a free run. Bobbles it past Reid. Awful. 🙄
Jennings with the run, slips in Njoku, he fires ax goal and wide. Gaaaah!
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Jennings with the run, slips in Njoku, he fires ax goal and wide. Gaaaah!
Amazing save keeps! Njoku on the turn 6 yards out from Pruti's nod down.
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Amazing save keeps! Njoku on the turn 6 yards out from Pruti's nod down.
2-1. Deep cross in from wide, right under the bar, lad just gets the touch to help it in. COME ON LADS! WAKEY WAKEY!
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
2-1. Deep cross in from wide, right under the bar, lad just gets the touch to help it in. COME ON LADS! WAKEY WAKEY!