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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 26m

Line up for Farnham. Magic of the cup, blah blah blah. #suttonunited

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2h

So many joyful posts on here about FA Cup day, tin foil cups etc. There'll be none of that bollocks from us, we can assure you. 😐

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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 1d

Think that used to be BT Sport. Daft having it behind a paywall too as R1-R3 is where the magic is. So shortsighted.

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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 1d

As we're back in FA cup action tomorrow, here's what we were up to 10 years ago today. When it felt like we were playing Hemel fucking Hempstead almost every other week... #suttonunited

Now we don’t do this for the plaudits. Or money (Ha! If only!). No we do this writing about boozing and Non-League football for the sheer melonfarming love of it. And no awards or baubles or people bl...

Official: Dean Hammond Arrives as Assistant Manager - Sutton United Football Club

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 1d

When this stuff is lower quality than our blog... 😬

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 1d

We missed this. Oops. Welcome to GGL Dean! #suttonunites www.suttonunited.net/official-dea...

Sutton United Football Club is delighted to confirm the appointment […]

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Britain's Biggest Newt Pond - Gandermonium

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d

Four years ago today and Totts was in the hot seat. Excitement. Hope. An actual fucking home win. That FL debut season had it all... #suttonunited

Port Vale now is it? We seem to be rolling our way through all those old Fourth Division clubs that used to get spewed out on the Grandstand teleprinter when we were kids and life was better and we sa...

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d

Guess we'll plug this crap one more time then. More crap to come at the weekend(ish)!

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d

Mutual Consent, the 2004 League Cup Final and Michelle Mone's Lawyer. Taz returns with the first Sutton United content in over 2 months. A 0-0 away at Braintree, naturally...
#suttonunited

Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of th...

News: Guildford Match Postponed - Sutton United Football Club

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 2d

Dukey will be gutted. And so will you lot, missing out on another blog! 😆
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Tonight’s Surrey Senior Cup First Round match against Guildford City […]

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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 3d

Look, it's the first time we've even bothered for a couple of months. Humour us alright?

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d

Mutual Consent, the 2004 League Cup Final and Michelle Mone's Lawyer. Taz returns with the first Sutton United content in over 2 months. A 0-0 away at Braintree, naturally...
#suttonunited

Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of th...

David Squires on … Nottingham Forest’s clash of the titans

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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 4d

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Our cartoonist anticipates a battle royale between big men who never shy away from confrontation

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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d

a man with a beard is saying chop-chop in a dark room

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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d

Our swearing brings all the boys to the yard. 😆

a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d

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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d

Morning folks. This went online last night. It's got all the usual bollocks, so chop chop on the clicky clicky...

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d

Mutual Consent, the 2004 League Cup Final and Michelle Mone's Lawyer. Taz returns with the first Sutton United content in over 2 months. A 0-0 away at Braintree, naturally...
#suttonunited

Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of th...

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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d

Fucks sakes. Regular PL, La Liga and Serie A games in the US and Saudi within 2 seasons. Nailed on. 🙄

The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 4d

UEFA has approved a landmark move to allow Italian and Spanish domestic league matches to be staged abroad while reiterating its “clear opposition” to the plans, which it has granted “on an exceptional basis amid regulatory gaps at global level”.

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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d

Just checked & my records say that was a Diadora (Isthmian) Prem league game against Hayes. 2-2 draw. Definitely wouldn't have played Brook House, although they are from that neck of the woods and were called 'AFC Hayes' for a few years from early 2000's....

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d

Don't recall that one at all mate! They were a Spartan League side back then so wouldn't have been FA Cup that time of year, or Trophy (not senior enough, they'd have been in the Vase) and not a Isthmian League cup tie (same). Youth cup maybe?? Reserves?? 🤷

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 4d

Mutual Consent, the 2004 League Cup Final and Michelle Mone's Lawyer. Taz returns with the first Sutton United content in over 2 months. A 0-0 away at Braintree, naturally...
#suttonunited

Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of th...

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Paul Loughlin @paulloughlin.bsky.social · 6d

Photos from Sutton United's 0-0 draw with Braintree Town:

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Photos not to be used without permission.

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Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 6d

We won, naturally. As we're professional drinkers. Back at the Hammy Hall with one now! Oh god what have we done with our lives... 😭

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 6d

Playing Uber roulette. Cab's 7 miles away, Mr X has just got another round in... 😳

Gandermonium @gandermonium.bsky.social · 6d

Even our new manager mentioned it, so no. But we appreciate the thought. 😆