Surely everyone could unite behind a policy that said that if you are convicted of shitcuntery and are not a citizen you’re kicked the fuck out of country you’re assimilating into? Theoretically works for literally every country everywhere!

I should do my own research the next time I fly abroad just in case I discover that jet propulsion is a leftist hoax.

And how do I actually know to trust mathematics? Maybe mathematicians are agents of Hamas and I should double check all of their workings?

Mason Cox pffff! What about Harris Andrews?! Colossal. Cats will hopefully get a sterner test than last time…